Raid dingue Page #3

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I was going to approve

your budget increase.

Now the G.I.G.N. will get it.

Are you blackmailing me?

Don't be melodramatic. No!

One hand washes the other!

Legrand...

Come on.

Patrick!

Minister.

I can't.

Can't.

Froissard.

I need to talk to you.

What's up, boss?

I'm putting you in charge of recruits.

Thanks for the confidence.

Training elite officers is an honor.

Good. You'll manage new arrivals,

starting Monday.

Yes, sir.

- I'm fine.

- Can you get up?

Don't touch me.

''Gene the jinx''.

Honey.

I'm tired of wedding tasting.

- You do it.

- Not the wedding. This!

''Dear Joanna Pasquali,

''Due to an error,''

blah-blah... ''application...

''we are happy to inform you

that you are qualified to join...''

That's right.

RAID.

You're in RAID.

Unbelievable!

What's that?

They won't have much of this.

Body lotion and facial cream.

To stay beautiful and feminine.

- Thanks for letting me live my dream.

- I'll miss you.

Careful. They're a macho bunch.

No, honey. Not anymore.

Thanks, Vincent. Next!

Secretarial, nursing or food services?

Cleaning! I'm a woman,

so ''cleaning woman''.

Wrong building.

Many men have trouble reading.

I'm here to join RAID.

Please call me ASAP. Legrand

Stay there.

Joanna Pasquali is here.

Come see me.

A broad endangers the unit.

A ''woman'', Froissard.

Spare me your sexist expressions.

I'm not sexist.

But you know as well as I,

you can't trust a woman.

Do you hear yourself?

What? No one will feel safe

partnering with that.

A woman isn't built to carry the load.

90 lbs. of equipment!

On assignment,

we'll have to carry her!

We can't cover front and back!

She's in training now.

Woman can't handle danger.

They scream.

Sure!

They're afraid. They cry.

They bust a nail, get their hair caught,

wear make-up on a stake-out!

Gene, we have a woman. Period.

They always have to pee.

Our jumpsuits don't have flaps!

You're not sexist.

Sorry, my mistake.

- You done?

- No!

They have no sense of direction!

They can't even park a car.

Seen our trucks?

The worst part is

the treachery of br... women.

They tease guys, spread discord.

Enough! I know you have

issues with women.

No, with one woman.

Unfortunately, she was my wife.

I love women...

when they stay where they belong.

A woman is fragile.

She's like a small wounded animal.

This one is like a tiny bird,

fallen from a nest, with a broken leg.

Seriously. That in RAID?

Shut up and listen to me.

I've seen her file,

she has some impressive talents.

Hidden talents.

Perfect fit for our unit. But a woman.

Let me see!

I can't.

Can't.

Same name as the Interior Minister?

That's unrelated.

He's her father but it's unrelated.

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