Radiostars Page #3

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Wrong? Nothing's wrong.

Open up!

Hit pause.

What's going on?

This is private property.

The cops!

I'm gonna kick ass.

It's only a joint, it's cool.

Only a joint?

We shouldn't be here?

No, we shouldn't trespass

in a movie theater to smoke weed.

Let's roll!

We'll f*** them up!

Hold on.

I'll go. If they arrest me,

you can do the show.

You're all going to jail.

Hey, newbie!

We're the vag badges.

Come on.

Hey, girls.

You okay?

Police!

Goodnight, guys!

In 3 hours, we're on air.

I don't wanna be cr...

Crunked, okay.

We burn it up together

and head on over.

Goodnight.

Okay, bounce.

Forget it, he'll never wake up.

Very true.

Sh*t, who's on air?

This is Ghetto Jeremie,

the show that rips you a new one.

Ain't no pussyass...

French rappers here.

Only the real deal.

Notorious B.I.G,

2pac,

Big L...

Niggaz that checked out too soon.

I say to them...

Rest in peace, niggaz.

Missed you for the ratings.

The numbers came in.

How do you see it?

Pretty...

Good.

Yeah, nice.

Very nice. Congratulations.

Thanks.

We've been slipping

and now we're No.2.

No longer France's most popular

station.

You f***-ups

are putting the station in danger.

Happy?

Look, we'll get it back.

I promise you.

That's for sure.

Cancel your summer vacations,

you're going on tour.

On tour?

To every town in France

where you screwed my audience.

Yes, well, I don't think so.

Sorry, Frederico.

I just dropped five grand as a deposit

on a house in Porto-Vecchio.

A great house.

Cyril!

We're not going on tour?

Meeting people?

Yup, meeting people.

How about we blow each listener?

Watch the ratings soar!

Shut the hell up.

Be a smartass No.1, sure,

but we're No.2.

For the first time in 10 years.

The tour starts tomorrow

and it's low-cost.

We'll see you in Marseille

at the concert you host every year.

To assess the situation.

Either we're No.1...

or you...

I don't know.

You go back

to whatever you did before.

Is that a guy or a girl?

He's physically challenged.

Looks like Francoise Hardy.

Or Jacques Dutronc.

Yeah.

Sorry, what's your name?

Daniel(le).

Sh*t.

Wild! Daniel(le)!

Like it.

I mean, phonetically,

it's swinging.

Daniel(le)'s a great name.

And it's unisex.

Yeah, it goes both ways.

Sure.

Not under the bus.

Amazing. I was just thinking that.

What are you doing here?

Smithers told me that...

Learn to finish your sentences.

It's a pain in the ass.

Get in.

Your brain is 80 years old.

We don't speak, we don't talk.

About what?

Dude,

I know about Sabrina and you.

I know everything.

Dude, we dated in 9th grade.

She said. Don't bullshit me.

You're in cahoots.

I'm over Sabrina.

You got a chick?

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