Quickie Love Is So Page #2

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I really do apologise.

- What has happened?

- Nothing has happened.

They are going to operate

Weirdo's leg, Paco.

And the poor thing is having

a really bad, bad, bad, bad time.

She fell to pieces

and started to cry on me,

and I gave her a kiss.

Paco, a little kiss.

Well, Rebe went mad.

Mad.

She started calling me

"whore" and "slut"...

She's thrown me out.

Over a kiss.

A little kiss, Paco.

After all I've done for her.

You can't imagine

all that I've done for her.

When she asked me to piss on her,

I pissed on her.

And I don't like all that, Paco.

God knows, Paco,

I'm not like that.

When she took to bondage,

and she had me tied up,

I was tied up like a pig,

I did it.

I... I did it...

because I wanted to as well.

I must confess that I did too.

I did whatever she asked me, but...

Modern for some things,

old-fashioned for others.

That's it.

Did she ask you to piss on her?

To piss on her.

And she pissed on me too.

I hate to remember, Paco,

the day we ate asparagus.

Asparagus makes it stink.

- It makes urine smell...

- Yes.

- It does.

- And it's immediate.

Odd, isn't it?

- Yes, it stinks...

It really stinks.

Asparagus doesn't smell,

not even grilled,

but it doesn't half cause a smell.

- Direct.

Direct.

Direct onto my face.

Right?

My problem is, Ana,

I'm a very affectionate person.

I get affectionate quickly, Ana.

- Always.

Always.

After two beers I could snog my mother.

But people don't understand that.

- No.

Madrid seems very modern.

But Madrid isn't modern.

No.

Remember

when I came up from Seville, Paco?

I came empty handed.

My poor thing...

I didn't know how to eat p*ssy.

And look at me now.

I've tasted all kinds, right?

- That's true.

-It's true.

Do you remember

when we hooked up at the Seville Fair?

Remember?

- Yes.

Have you told Ana?

- No.

- No?

Hasn't he told you?

- No, never.

We were kids...

We were kids,

real hippies, real hippies.

Do you remember?

In the communist tent.

- In the cubicle.

In the cubicle, round the back.

Hey, I haven't told you...

I've got a job.

I've been working

in a sex club for a month.

- As a whore?

- A whore? Hell, Paco...

You tell me.

As a waitress, dammit.

As a waitress in a sex club,

it's great.

- What's it like?

- Have you never been?

No.

Well, it's a kind of pub,

a nightclub.

But there are theme parties.

They might do swinging couples,

gays, lesbians, latex,

fetish competitions...

There are sometimes

strange things as well.

But generally,

there's a great atmosphere.

I'm getting to know interesting people.

The other day, Snchez Drag came.

Your phone.

Where the f***...?

It's Rebe.

Excuse me.

What?

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