
Queen of the Lot
1
(ROARING)
Oh my gosh,
another one's starting.
You wish upon a star
(LAUGHING)
Makes no difference
who you are
(LAUGHING)
'Cause Margie Chizek's
going to be a star
AUNT BEE:
Oh, sweetie.MAGGIE:
Norma Shearer,she's queen of the lot.
like Norma Shearer.
Queen of the lot,
that's right sweetie.
IN PICTURES" PLAYS)
FEMALE NEWSREADER: Fiery redhead
comedienne action star,
Maggie Chase, famous for her
high octane Red Wrecker series,
second offense of drunk driving
in two weeks.
While known for
her action flicks,
it looks like the only thing
Maggie will be kicking
house arrest.
Lucky for her,
she won't be alone.
Her current beau,
the sizzling Dov Lambert,
starting his next blockbuster,
- slated to begin production...
- (CAMERA CLICKING)
...just after Christmas.
We'll keep you up to date
on both stars
as the stories roll in.
(NEWS THEME MUSIC)
FEMALE NEWSREADER 2: It may be
one of the biggest risks
facing the U.S. Housing Market.
- (PHONE BEEPING)
- One in four Americans now...
Kaz?
It's Margie.
- Hi.
- (CAMERA CLICKING)
Listen, can I come stay
with you guys for a little bit?
There's photographers here,
they're outside all the time.
Please can I just
stay with you guys?
I... (SIGHS)
Okay, I'm gonna
come tomorrow, okay?
Just a couple of days.
Are you sure Caeser won't care?
Okay.
Love you.
(NEWS THEME MUSIC)
KAZ:
The queen arrives.- (SHRIEKING)
- Look at you.
(LAUGHING)
- MAGGIE:
Hey.- CAESAR:
Oh, God.- MAGGIE:
Oh, my God.- (LAUGHING)
Oh, my God.
I'm so happy to see you guys.
Welcome.
MAGGIE:
Oh, my God.I can't believe that I'm...
Oh forget it, you're home.
I want you to know this is
the happiest time in my life.
Look at me.
This is yours, remember that.
Are you proud of yourself?
- Huh?
- CAESAR:
Home sweet home.You should be the
proudest girl in the world.
You know what
you've accomplished?
It's a new you,
that's what it is.
- Okay?
- MAGGIE:
Thank You.You don't know how much
this means to me.
KAZ:
And this is your house,your home.
Go out and take a look
like you used to.
- Go ahead, go ahead.
- MAGGIE:
Okay.PAROLE OFFICER:
So Maggie,MAGGIE:
Oh yeah,look at the view.
- Yeah.
- (SIGHS)
Now you know we had to give you
MAGGIE:
Mm-hm.- Hi!
- Hi.
My name is Crowley.
I'm Ms. Chase's
personal assistant.
- KAZ:
This is Caesar.- CROWLEY:
Hi.Get some of this beauty,
infuse it into your spirit.
Take it to another level.
I'm not gonna do what
I did last time, you know.
I can't... I can't mess up again.
It's just too much.
Yeah, no.
And you know, you're too good
to be wearing that stupid thing.
You know, I don't want it
to be beeping,
so I have to come and slug you.
- I'm scared.
- It's alright.
- That's a good thing.
- Is that normal?
It's very normal.
We have her on a herbal
regime for the sobriety.
- No drinking?
- No drinking.
HILDI:
What kind of herbs?CROWLEY:
Um, it's a green powder drink.
It has a lot of
different vitamins and...
Raw hemp?
You know, I'm not sure.
HILDI:
Hemp is the bestprotein powder you can get.
You can handle it. Come on,
you're on screen, you're on...
doing all of that stuff.
But don't get caught up
into the Hollywood hype.
It's not the Hollywood hype
that scares me,
it's like being in the kitchen
and eating dinner
that scares me, you know?
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