Queen

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What happens to this city?

Either there is ash or smoke.

Why doesn't anyone say anything?

Why do they tolerate

this smoke quietly?

It's the limit to tolerance.

Let douse cigarettes and cigars.

There is ban on smoking

on public places.

You've to pay fine for it.

Neither smoking nor

let others smoking.

Smoking costs dearly.

Everyone desires happiness.

But at what cost?

Smoking costs dearly.

Smoking is injurious

to your health..

...to your loves ones too.

You've to pay dearly for smoking.

Who is going to select

the jewellery mom?

I have a performance

in the evening.

So shall I inform the newspapers?

That step from the Bollywood

movie "Cocktail"

Come on, Aunty, all together now.

Move it, move it.

No, you have to come. I insist.

Just call for some more beers.

Granny, I'm off to get

my hands painted with henna.

You come too!

And who's going to rehearse?

Is it that song from the film

"Cocktail"? I also want to learn.

Whatever you want to do,

do it on your honeymoon.

Open a couple of beers

and send them over here.

I can't believe it.

I'm getting married.

I'm so nervous.

It all feels like a dream.

Where's Sonal?

They've started the henna ceremony

and she should be here, dancing.

We danced so much at her wedding.

I think Dad's back from the shop.

Dad has done up his sweet

shop as if it were a bride.

Mummy said she'd put on

a sari but she's not changed.

I gave my mobile to Chintu

to take pictures. Where is he?

This is an important time for me.

I want to upload them on Facebook.

Vijay is back from London.

He's looking very handsome.

Put on some weight

but in the right places.

Uff, my wedding night.

In two days, I hope it goes well.

Dear God, if it goes well,

I'll come on a pilgrimage.

There goes the electricity.

It's gone again.

On, off. On, off.

Didn't you check

before bringing it?

"Girl, you're done for"

"Girl, you're single no more"

"You were free as a kite"

"So bright and so light"

"You don't walk, you reel"

"You've slapped the war paint on"

"You learnt to speak the lingo"

"Now you can't stop talking"

"You're no less

than Queen Victoria"

"You're our own Big Ben"

"When you begin to sway,

all London sways with you"

"Off you go to London,

Love, you score ten on 10"

"That transparent shirt"

"Leaves nothing to the imagination"

"And now you've got a guy

who defies definition"

"Heavens above!"

"From the speakers, Madonna

burgeons:
And tells us she's a virgin"

"Like the pigeons in Trafalgar,

You coo and you woo"

"While white women

swarm all around you"

"Those wicked shades of pink"

"Might drive you to drink.

Watch your step, my boy"

"You're going to love Southhall.

No place better in the world"

"You're our own Big Ben"

"And when you begin to sway,

all London sways with you"

"You're our own Big Ben

and when you sway"

"All London sways your way"

"Put the glass on your head"

"Shake it, London"

"In high Punjabi style"

"Shake it London"

"Shake it,

break it, shake it, London"

"Shake it,

shake it, shake it, London"

"Take it away"

Get you something?

No, thanks. What are you doing

here one day before our wedding?

How many times you called!

Do you know how difficult

it was for me to come away?

Everyone at home was asking.

They say it's bad luck if boy and

girl meeting before the wedding.

You couldn't even

wait one more day?

As I was coming, I saw the

decorators at work. They had a board

"Rani weds Vijay". So lovely,

it was picked out in gold.

Rani, I can't marry you.

Huh?

I really can't marry you.

I'm sorry.

You're joking, right?

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