Quackerz Page #4

Mmh... smells good!

Come on. Er...

Argh!

Come on, come on.

- Freeze!

- Oh-oh!

I said, "freeze", Chubby.

Ay!

Who's there?

What's going on here?

Ma'am.

Ms. Knout...

I want you to know that everything

is under control.

I have apprehended

these two thieves before they...

"Thieves..."

There's no need for that, officer.

These two harmless dogs are...

my pool boys.

But... you don't have a pool.

They were, uh...

digging one for me.

- If you say so...

- I do.

You can go now.

- What a woman.

- See ya!

Thieves, huh?

- Are you any good?

- Please!

We're the best thieves

in (his town, lady!

Grrrr.

Then, why was that policeman

able to catch you?

Because we're the only thieves

in this town.

Really?

It's hard to believe an officer

would be that pathetic.

Police!

Stay where you are!

Don't move, because I got the best

alarm system in this town!

Oh, come on.

I gotta know that you know

the word to say

whenever danger comes your way!

Thieves! Thugs! Robbers!

Oh! Help!

Shed the alarm, boss.

We're strictly amateur night.

Now, listen to me, thieves.

An extremely rare duck

lives on an island.

Bring me this duck, and I will make

you rich beyond your dreams.

Fail me...

and you'll wish

you were never born.

- Mmhh...

- Piece of cake, partner.

Now, you'll put I!

In this special cage.

Aaahh!

Let's do this!

What are you cackling about?

Killa-mop is the lifepak of the week!

Longway, Longway,

go and play a new game.

Dad, they have weapons.

And they can fly!

We need to fly!

There is no need for anyone to fly.

Oh, come on, Dad!

I am the Emperor, and your father,

and you will do as I say...

I can fly right over there

and let those mallards know

whose island this is!

I really need to work on my abs.

And my tail obliques!

Left, left, left, left, left, left,

left, right, left...

Your other left, you knuckleheads!

Permission to remind you, sir!

Uh-huh?

Private Erica... your daughter...

has not yet been punished

for her gross breach of conduct

during the flight.

It wasn't really a gross

breach of conduct.

Sir, if she goes unpunished,

the men may think you are...

soft.

Soft?

You know, "soft".

Okay, okay, punish my daugh---- ...

I mean, the offender.

Punish the offender.

Make sure she understands...

I had no choice!

Sir!

These are the orders?

Get punished!

You won't get away with this!

I'll tell my father!

Well, I didn't want to tell you,

but this was his idea.

What?

I know.

It surprised me, too!

What was it he said?

Umm...

Oh, yes!

"Erica means nothing!

What's important is my reputation

with the men!"

Tell him...

if he keeps me in here,

I'll go on a hunger strike!

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