Qaidi Band Page #4

- I didn't get selected in the

orchestra. - Don't worry.

What am \ here for?

For a small fee. you could be

the one singing in the orchestra.

H ow?

Whoever gets se\ected

W? cut off m:
tongue

or pour kerosene down m: throat

Then he will burn in the hospital and

you will party with the beauties.

Deal?

You will sing Poshampa.

you rascal?

You want to become a singer?

You want to sing praises

of Dhulia?

Let's cutoff his tongue!

PH show you Poshampa

Throw m

You wanna be a singer?!

Ru

Out!

Hey... Get out! Now!

Don't you come back!

Samu you okay?

Cmun.

Cums man.

Now get up or should

we call for a palanquin?

Don't worry man...

We got your back!

Bmdu

Are you idiots playing cards?

Nuxwam Nu

Hand me the cards!

C'r'non. Hurry!

Don't you know you're not

allowed to play cards here?

But we weren't gambling madam.

I'll give you a tight slap!

These Mo will bunk with you. till

the Independence Day performance.

Gem

Whers the space?

There's a 100 of us stuffed

in one room already!

Show We mace them

on our heads?

Keep stuffing.

I'll do everyoneb threading

for free.

Vwhat for?

To dance at your wedding?

WmyTe you dancing on my head?

Vani. Priya. can you Mo

bunk with Shanta?

Shanta

She won't let us share her bed.

Shanta. it's a matter of a few days.

You anyway sleep alone.

Just make some space

for these Mo.

Phase lust a Mme

Thief! How dare you touch my stuff?

Whack her

- VVII you hit her again?

- No.

- VVII you make room?

- Yes.

Mummy WWW they WWW!?

$0 which one of you managed

to get the white girl?

No sir. really nothing

like that happened.

Hey Bums

Did you end up trapping the Vwhitie?

You filthy gorilla. chimpanzee.

how dare you stare at me?

Lower your eyes or

I'll gouge them out.

Lower them!

That's better.

Just ignore him. He's a horny idiot!

You guys know our Ogu

is an A R Rahman fan?

That's nice.

He'd come with a plan.

First study music and then

become a drummer for Rahman.

You should talk in English

so he understands.

He understands Hindi quite well.

He only acts "Me no Hindi.

Me no Hindi"...

To keep the Wardens off m: back

Oman show us how you speak Hindi.

Ogu. say something

in Hindi please?

I came to India from Nigeria

to study music. on a scholarship.

But after 3-4 months scholarship

was stopped by my country.

I had no money for food.

hostel. fees...

...or to buy a ticket to go back home.

$0 I stole a wallet.

Awesome man. his Hindi is so good!

- Guess whose wallet it was...

- Vwhose?

The Police Commissioner's son.

I got caught. They slapped a case.

Me no money for bail. no lawyer...

...and my embassy also no help.

Now think what's the maximum

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