Pyewacket Page #5

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Sure. Of course,

let's go.

Sick.

[Janice sighs]

F***, man.

This is brutal.

[clattering]

Aw. I love this.

Thank you, girls.

Thanks so much for dinner.

It was really good.

Oh, you're too kind.

Alright.

Okay, I'm off to my room

to get some work done.

You girls gonna

be alright?

- Yup.

- Oh, Janice.

There's a, a pillow

and a blanket

on the couch for you.

Okay, that's

great. Thanks.

Um, thanks again

for letting me stay.

Alright. Goodnight.

Night.

"Thank you, thank you.

Yes, thank you."

Shut up. Get

back to work.

You have lots

of dishes to do.

I'm timing you, you take

nine million years.

If you get this sh*t on my

leather jacket, I will kill you.

[chuckles]

What?

I'm just happy

you're here.

Yeah, man.

Are you gonna put up posters

or something in here?

It's so... weird.

Uh, not yet.

Okay, what are we doing?

[chuckles]

Get your phone out.

Okay.

Okay, it was..

Are you recording?

Yeah. Wait, hold. There.

It was just up here

and it was making

a ton of noise

so, let's just..

[whispering]

You just wanna wait?

Yeah, just give it

a minute.

Or should we,

like, summon it

like, call its name?

[laughing]

Totally rando, but I

would pick Billy Corgan

over, like, any guy.

Hands down, seriously.

And my heart

Still loves you

Leah, don't worry.

I believe you.

I wouldn't be here

if I didn't.

Maybe I'm nuts

like Rob said.

Urgh! F*** Rob.

He's just jealous

'cause he likes you

and he knows

you're into Aaron.

What? No, I'm not.

Oh, my God. You two,

it's too f***ing obvious.

Uhh..

Why, did he

say something?

[chuckles]

Wondering.

Um, I will tell you

if you smoke

this joint with me.

Like, your mom moved,

like, most of the sh*t

but, like, all

the f***in' owls.

- Dude, they're everywhere.

- Yeah, I don't get it.

She put one

in your f***ing room.

So she says, she's just,

like, watching me.

- It's f***ed up.

- That sh*t creeps me out.

Not much creeps me out,

but that sh*t does.

I don't know what

it is about owls.

I don't know.

They can turn their heads

all the way around.

- And their eyes are huge.

- Where did you do it, by the way?

Over there in the woods.

Well, show me,

come on. Let's go.

No. It's way too dark out.

We'll use the f***ing

flashlight on my phone.

It's not that far, right?

What's the point?

Because I want to see it.

That's why I came up.

Come on, please?

Where are we going?

- This way?

- Yeah.

It's just a

little further.

- Watch out.

- Huh.

[gasp]

[exhales]

You see it?

Right up ahead.

- Oh, yeah. That?

- Yeah.

It's perfect.

[indistinct chatter]

- This, right?

- Yeah, right here.

- Ah..

- Right here.

Yeah, you're right.

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