Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Synopsis: Outspoken and overly critical Nishant Agarwal meets gorgeous new co-worker, Charu, offers his help, assists her financially, and they become close friends. His room-mates, Rajat and Vikrant, are pleased with this outcome as they already have girlfriends in Neha and Rhea respectively. But both the relationships are not as harmonious, as Rajat feels Neha is self-centered and demanding, while Rhea appears to be withdrawn and aloof. Missing their meetings and bar-hopping, the trio decide to take a time-out and be by themselves. All three women, however, find out and decide to accompany them to the beach where they eventually mingle. The trio do not know that soon misunderstandings will crop up - and it will take a lot of effort and understanding to resolve them.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Luv Ranjan
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.7
NOT RATED
Year:
2011
149 min
3,295 Views


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Rajjo, are you pregnant?

Why are you not opening the door?

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l'm barking since

half-an-hour standing outside.

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l managed to control my pee

for the last one hour.

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l'd a tough time controlling

the pee because of potholes.

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You don't understand that.

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Tell me something. When you stop

breathing, does the urine also stop?

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Now stop it.

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Three teas.

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Okay.

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l'm sitting here.

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We are sitting and

you are standing.

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This is my place.

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ls your father's name

written on it?

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Yes.

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What's written here? Liquid.

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This is my name written in capital

letters and l'm not your father.

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But my illegitimate child will

not be illegitimate like you.

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Mind your language.

- You listen to me.

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Calm down.

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l will take your luggage there.

Come.

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ls this the way you talk to someone?

- Get away from here.

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Liquid, don't be so hot

else you'll evaporate one day.

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Tell me one thing, Liquid. ls it

necessary for you to wear formals?

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As it is, you look like an idiot.

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Wearing formals you look a jerk.

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l look like an idiot,

but you're an idiot.

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The company you work

for has no standard.

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Employees wear knickers to office.

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Wonder what their intention is.

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Our company is standard one..

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..and we are not going

to dance on boss's tunes.

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We get money for work and

not for saying 'yes sir.'

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Why are you upset?

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The manager. She's become

a manager just by decking herself.

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Who does she think she is?

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Wretched woman.

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The tea tastes terrible.

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Liquid, don't say anything

to my tea.

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The food may be of substandard

quality but not the tea.

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l make it myself.

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The food is substandard and

the tea too is substandard.

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You use sewage water

to prepare tea.

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They urinate in it

and drink the same.

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You prepare tea yourself.

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l'm a dog. An American dog.

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l bite and bark

whenever they ask me to.

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l go behind wagging my

tail just for Rs. 34,000.

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l've decided. l'll quit my job.

l will not go from tomorrow.

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They can do nothing.

The company won't be closed.

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l will not go from tomorrow.

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Liquid, you only say,

but don't do anything.

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You are very bold.

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You said you're going to

open a cafe shop. Did you?

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Let me gather money.

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l am waiting for that,

but who are you waiting for?

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You don't know.

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They ruined his happiness

when he joined the company.

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He's waiting to regain it.

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All right. Laugh. Look

what l'm going to do tomorrow.

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Tomorrow is Saturday.

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Just wait and watch.

l will not go on Monday too.

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All right. Don't go. But why

you're spoiling the night?

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Will you have liquor? - No.

l will have pee. Will you also have?

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l will slap you.

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l'll cremate you in this gutter..

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..and your corpse will

also not be recovered.

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You have only one bone in your body.

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You listen..

- No, you keep quiet.

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Even you apologize.

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Okay. l am sorry.

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You better.

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Mr. Choube, the tea is good.

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The tiredness just disappears.

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The smell of the gutter

and your tea.

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Luv Ranjan

Luv Ranjan is an Indian film director, writer and producer. He was born in Ghaziabad district, Uttar Pradesh.He has directed films such as Pyaar Ka Punchnama Sonu ke Titu Ki Sweety, Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2 and Akaash Vani. and is an alumnus of the Asian Academy Of Film & TV. He has also produced 2 Seasons of the Web Series Life Sahi Hai. more…

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