Pyaar Ka Punchnama

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Rajjo, are you pregnant?

Why are you not opening the door?

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l'm barking since

half-an-hour standing outside.

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l managed to control my pee

for the last one hour.

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l'd a tough time controlling

the pee because of potholes.

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You don't understand that.

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Tell me something. When you stop

breathing, does the urine also stop?

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Now stop it.

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Three teas.

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Okay.

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l'm sitting here.

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We are sitting and

you are standing.

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This is my place.

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ls your father's name

written on it?

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Yes.

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What's written here? Liquid.

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This is my name written in capital

letters and l'm not your father.

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But my illegitimate child will

not be illegitimate like you.

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Mind your language.

- You listen to me.

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Calm down.

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l will take your luggage there.

Come.

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ls this the way you talk to someone?

- Get away from here.

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Liquid, don't be so hot

else you'll evaporate one day.

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Tell me one thing, Liquid. ls it

necessary for you to wear formals?

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As it is, you look like an idiot.

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Wearing formals you look a jerk.

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l look like an idiot,

but you're an idiot.

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The company you work

for has no standard.

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Employees wear knickers to office.

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Wonder what their intention is.

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Our company is standard one..

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..and we are not going

to dance on boss's tunes.

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We get money for work and

not for saying 'yes sir.'

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Why are you upset?

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The manager. She's become

a manager just by decking herself.

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Who does she think she is?

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Wretched woman.

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The tea tastes terrible.

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Liquid, don't say anything

to my tea.

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The food may be of substandard

quality but not the tea.

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l make it myself.

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The food is substandard and

the tea too is substandard.

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You use sewage water

to prepare tea.

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They urinate in it

and drink the same.

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You prepare tea yourself.

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l'm a dog. An American dog.

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l bite and bark

whenever they ask me to.

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l go behind wagging my

tail just for Rs. 34,000.

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l've decided. l'll quit my job.

l will not go from tomorrow.

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They can do nothing.

The company won't be closed.

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l will not go from tomorrow.

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Liquid, you only say,

but don't do anything.

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You are very bold.

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You said you're going to

open a cafe shop. Did you?

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Let me gather money.

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l am waiting for that,

but who are you waiting for?

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You don't know.

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They ruined his happiness

when he joined the company.

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He's waiting to regain it.

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All right. Laugh. Look

what l'm going to do tomorrow.

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Tomorrow is Saturday.

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Just wait and watch.

l will not go on Monday too.

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All right. Don't go. But why

you're spoiling the night?

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Will you have liquor? - No.

l will have pee. Will you also have?

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l will slap you.

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l'll cremate you in this gutter..

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..and your corpse will

also not be recovered.

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You have only one bone in your body.

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You listen..

- No, you keep quiet.

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Even you apologize.

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Okay. l am sorry.

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You better.

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Mr. Choube, the tea is good.

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The tiredness just disappears.

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The smell of the gutter

and your tea.

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