Puss Gets the Boot

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1

[CLUNKING]

WOMAN:

Jasper! Jasper!

That no-good cat.

Just a minute,

you good-for-nothing, cheap fur coat!

Now, would you just look?

Just look at that mess you made!

Now, understand this, Jasper,

if you break one more thing...

...you is going out. O-W-T, out!

That's clear, ain't it?

One more breaking,

and you're going out.

Now get out of my sight

before I get mad!

[WHISTLES]

WOMAN:
Any more breaking,

and that cat is going out of here.

[WHISTLING]

Now I lay me down to sleep.

I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

If I should die before I wake, I hope

and hope my soul he'll take. Amen.

[DISH BREAKS]

WOMAN:

Jasper! Jasper!

Man, you is practically out now!

[THUD]

[CAT SCREECHING]

WOMAN:
And when I say "out,"

Jasper, I mean out.

O-U-W-T, out!

[CRASHING]

[English - US - SDH]

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