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This is quite a predicament.

Hey, you down there.

Stay. You seem to be someone

I could get on with.

Would you like to be my friend?

If I were, what's in it for me?

Well, for starters,

with a face like a flatfish,

you must have a problem making any--

Hmph! My face looks like what?

Don't go there.

Is it a yes or a no?

I'm afraid it's no.

Oh--

Ta-ta.

(Screaming and crying)

KANUTO:
Blackie?

Are you okay?

At last!

You took your time.

I've got fed up waiting.

You've got fed up waiting?

Yes!

I've been stuck up here now

for over two hours.

I can't believe you took so long.

You got a lot of nerve. How dare you?

If that's the way it is,

you can stay right where you are.

It'll make it easier

for the wolf to find you.

No, no.

I implore you, Kanuto.

Please don't.

Oh, all right, but we're going

straight back to the farm.

Oh! To the farm?!

(Wailing)

Oh, please don't cry.

Take it easy.

(Branch cracking) Everything's--

(Gasping)

Going to be--

Ah! Ah! Ah!

(Both screaming)

(Crashing)

(Coughing)

(Groaning)

Right.

Uh, just don't think, Kanuto. Okay?

Of course not. I don't have a brain.

I knew it.

It's a strange sort of match.

More like The Odd Couple.

I think he's cute.

There is something about him.

He's very sweet.

Whereas she, just a pain in the neck.

(Wolf howling)

(Gasping)

Oh, what was that?

I don't know. It wasn't me.

Must have been the wind.

Of course it was. Definitely the wind.

Now let's all calm down.

He'll be coming for us soon.

So let's all take

a deep breath on three.

One, two, three.

(Wolf howling)

(All gasping)

(Screaming)

(Growling)

We mustn't think about the wolf.

Who knows a good story?

I know one about Little Red Riding Hood

and the Big Bad Wolf.

Uh, no. Perhaps not.

How about the Three Little Pigs

and the Big Bad Wolf?

Oh, no. Oh, I also know one

about the little boy who cried wolf.

Never mind. Shh! Nobody move.

I'm a huge sheepdog!

Come off it.

If you say you're huge

he'll know you're small.

What if he's into reverse psychology?

Then he'll think she's saying she's big

to make him think she's small.

Then he'll think she's really enormous.

Hmm. Um, can you run through that again?

We are no sheepdog!

Oh, my God.

Nobody's coming to rescue us.

We're doomed.

(Sobbing) Doomed!

So, my lovelies,

out for a bit of fun, are we?

(All gasping) Hoping to bump

into Prince Charming?

What are three princesses like

you doing in a place like this

in the middle of the night,

and with no minder?

(All squealing) Mm, not bad.

How would you three lovelies

like to become supermodels?

But please, allow me

to introduce myself, my dears.

Though surely you all recognize me.

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