
Psych: The Movie
- TV-PG
- Year:
- 2017
- 88 min
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(5.00 / 1 vote)Come, they told me
Pa-rum pum pum pum
Our newborn King to see
Pa-rum pum pum pum
Pa-rum pum pum pum
- Buying or selling?
- Browsing.
Window shopping, if I'm
being completely honest.
I just started my Christmas
shopping today, okay?
Every year, I tell myself,
start in July,
do a little bit each month...
you'll be so happy when
And I know what
you're thinking:
tell us something about
the person you're shopping for.
Do they have hobbies,
interests,
fetishes...
allergies.
Well, here's the thing.
I am not entirely sure
I want the gift
to be stolen per se.
No offense.
See what I did there,
half-crackin'?
I said "fence"
'cause you're
the premiere fence
on the West Coast.
El Proveedor.
Provedor?
May I call you...
Glenn?
Who the hell wears a beard
over a beard?
- Who wears a beard-beard?
Overachievers.
That's who, Jack.
Hook-beak!
Double hook-beak.
Finger.
- Hey, whoa, no.
Easy, easy.
Down, down. Put it down.
Everyone. You. Put it down.
Merry Christmas, I don't
want to fight tonight
Merry Christmas, I
don't want to fight tonight
With you
Where is Santa
at his sleigh?
Tell me, why is it
always this way?
Where is Rudolph?
Where is Blitzen?
Baby, Merry Christmas
Merry, merry,
merry Christmas
All the children
Sugar-plum fairies
dancing in their heads
I love you
and you love me
- Oh, come on, let's go.
The way
it's got to be
I loved you
from the start
'Cause Christmas
ain't the time
For breaking each other's
hearts
Where is Santa
at his sleigh?
Tell me, why is it
always this way?
Where is Rudolph?
Where is Blitzen?
Baby, Merry Christmas
Merry, merry,
merry Christmas
All the children are
tucked in their beds
Sugar-plum fairies
dancing in their heads
Snowball fighting,
it's so exciting, baby
- Yeah, yeah, yeah
I love you,
and you love me
And that's the way
it's got to be
I loved you
from the start
'Cause Christmas ain't
the time for breaking
Each other's hearts
Merry Christmas,
I don't want to fight
Tonight with you
Damn it.
Guys. Gentlemen.
Upon further review,
this is not my sack.
My sack is... much smaller.
So if you see my sack,
would you do me a favor
and, uh...
The problem for me is
Neil deGrasse Tyson
gets as much wrong
as he gets right.
I mean, I just don't appreciate
being talked down to,
especially about astrophysics.
Hawking is in the ballpark.
He gets it half right.
He knows that.
Do we have a security person?
I'm gonna have to see
some ID...
Ugh!
I don't remember
giving you permission
Shawn.
- Gus, eyes forward.
These guys are armed.
Taking cases
without me again?
I have to take on cases
without you; you have a job.
I gave the San Francisco
detective thing a chance.
Eleven days, Gus.
We were here for eleven days
before you got
a full-time gig.
Look, how many times
do we have to do this?
I need security.
Security!
- Hey, man. Is that sourdough?
You know damn well
it's sourdough.
Why don't you, uh, pass
half that sweet sandy
under the table?
You must be out
of your damn mind.
Well, then will you
at least do me a solid
and go pull the fire alarm?
- If I pull the fire alarm,
people will evacuate
the whole building.
Yes, Gus.
That's what I'm counting on.
- Okay.
- Excuse me, sir.
You guys looking for a
transient with half a beard?
He pushed his way up
to our elevator
and broke my secret Santa gift.
Would you mind taking your
business outside?
- He's in the elevator?
Probably in the lobby
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