Promised Land Page #5

Uh, no, I tell you what, okay,

hang on, what if we double?

Alright, I do 8 shots in

everybody at this bar

gets the drink for free.

Alright.

Alright, alright, alright, alright.

Hey, my name's Steve, uh

Steve!

I hope that we gonna get everybody

here drunk tonight for free.

Alright, Absolute Madness, here we go.

Oh my God!

I got it, I got it!

Oh! Oh thank God, you're still

kind of handsome.

You're late.

What?

Your phone hasn't stop buzzing

for the last half hour.

Sh*t.

Oh, sh*t, okay.

I had a really great time.

Did you?

Uh, yeah, yeah, I mean

Nothing happened, Steve.

Well, actually you did kiss me

before you threw up the first time.

Oh, it's gross.

Sorry.

I was gonna let you sleep in your car, but

you couldn't remember which one was yours.

Uh. No, I didn't drive.

Well then it's a good thing

I didn't let you sleep in your car.

Uh. Wow,

cancan I take your number, or?

Well, youyou're gonna be

around for a bit, right?

Uh

It's not that big of a town.

You'll see me again.

Okay. Still

The front door is, uh?

At the front of the house.

When you get to it,

you're gonna see a knob.

Okay.

You turn that knob

Yeah, yeah. Too early for that, I'm just

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Huh. happy birthday!

What do you mean you were burned?

Why were you using an iron?

So he asked you to do it?

No, I highly doubt it's burned off, Danny.

What did the nurse say?

Throwing hand or catching hand?

So you're gonna play this weekend?

Just five minutes.

What you mean pitching?

Danny! When did the coach

say that, that's fantastic?!

No no no, that was just Steve,

I'm at work.

Okay. Folks, if you can find your seats

please, we'll get started. Thank you.

I can't believe you went out.

We didn't get home from dinner till 9:30.

She was very cool actually,

I think you would have liked her.

I don't think you should be making

statements like that just yet.

Some of you may even

have family or friends

who have had natural gas

come to their town.

Name?

Alice.

Alice?

Was she elderly?

.. that we will be bringing

natural gas to McKinley.

How do they get the gas?

Ah! Frank, how are ya?

Listen

What is that?

Lemonade.

Is it good?

It's fantastic. It's fresh squeezed.

There's a kid selling it out there.

She's cleaning up! You want some?

No.

There are these rock deposits underground.

Deep, undermiles underground.

And they create these drills

that go down 2 or 3 miles,

and the breaking of that shale

is what actually releases the gas.

It's called Fracking.

Excuse me?

The process. It's called Fracking.

That's right. That's right.

Frank, now if you'd let me finish

please, we have a basket to

I would encourage all of

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