Problem Child 3: Junior in Love Page #3
- Year:
- 1995
- 87 min
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in simple layman's terms
is that his incisors are in
a life-and-death struggle with his bicuspids.
And his canines are horrified,
paralysed with fear,
staring incredulously at his molars.
- I don't even want to talk about his molars.
- That's a horse's mouth, you quack!
Nurse Kiki, more cotton!
- Bad boy!
- He's obviously delirious from the pain.
You poor boy.
What you must be going through.
The guilt. The shame.
Luckily, there's a cure.
A nose job?
Oh, I'm sorry. I moonlight a little on the side.
Your kid needs braces.
- Braces? Oh, no, you don't!
- Cotton!
Look, kid, braces aren't so bad.
All you need them for is a year, two years.
All right, ten, twenty years, the most.
Everybody's had 'em. I mean, look.
Stallone, Schwarzenegger,
the entire cast of Melrose Place.
Heather Locklear,
she used to have teeth out to here.
She was a walking can opener.
She could eat apples through a picket fence.
Now look at her.
She's got a smile almost as sexy as mine.
How soon does he need 'em?
How soon can you pay?
I don't know.
I don't mean to sound cheap,
but how much are they?
Braces, a one-way ticket to Geekville.
But as bad as it looked for me, my dad
had to do something even more humiliating.
Ask his old man for a loan.
It's open.
- What are you doing here?
- I just came by to say hi.
- Hi.
- Dad, what are you doing?
- Boxing's a great way to stay in shape.
- Yeah, but with Conchita?
Your best fighters are Latinos.
You got Chavez, Duran...
- Come on, you flabby old goat, give it to me.
- That's the way I like 'em. Feisty.
- Where's the little demon?
- He's at school.
And, Dad, he's not a demon. Junior loves you.
Yeah. He'd love to see me pushing up daisies.
Be a man. Be a man.
Speaking of Junior,
we had a little bit of a crisis today.
What happened?
Somebody finally drain the lake?
We went to the dentist
and found out he needs braces.
No, no. That's a complete waste of dough.
Have 'em yank all his teeth out.
Braces are expensive, and I was wondering
if maybe I could borrow some money.
- How much?
- $5,000.
Sure. No problem.
- Come on.
- Really?
Yeah. All you got to do is knock me out.
- What?
- You heard me. Give him the gloves.
Dad, I don't want to fight you.
- What's the matter? Afraid you'll lose?
- No.
Take a sock at me. You know you want to.
- No, I don't.
- Sure you do.
- Do it.
- But you won't. I'll tell you why.
Because you're a failure, you got no guts.
That's why your wife dumped you.
That's why you can't get a girlfriend.
That's why other people push you around.
That's why you got that rotten kid.
A rotten kid with rotten teeth.
- He is not rotten. You take that back.
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