Private Parts Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 1997
- 109 min
- 1,075 Views
What's it about?
Well, I'm glad
you asked me that.
In my, um, psychology class,
we're studying B.F. Skinner,
what Skinner says is true...
We're all rats
trapped in a box,
all searching
for a piece of cheese.
Mm-hmm.
on Saturday.
I mean, I can't do it
Saturday.
I work with an outpatient program
for schizophrenics.
One of them actually
killed himself,
so I'm taking
to the funeral
on Saturday, but...
Sorry.
You are really perfect.
L... All right.
What if I reschedule?
Beautiful. Beautiful.
I don't believe it.
Howard:
Look, I refusedto leave the room
until she agreed
to be in my film.
I feel stupid.
Seriously, she was the most
enchanting woman I'd ever met.
I'm telling you, I am looking
for the face of an angel.
You have
the face of an angel.
[Ghostly Groaning]
Howard's Voice:
Save me.Save me.
He comes to me.
He comes to me.
Ahh...
Save me.
[Applause]
We give the award
for best student film
to... Mr. Howard Stern.
I'll tell you,
than to be with
an award-winning filmmaker.
This I know.
And at this point,
I knew I was gonna score.
I mean,
it was fait accompli.
I was in. This was it.
I'm a stud.
She was liquefied.
We did not have sex
on our first date,
although
he was very sexual.
Our sex life
has always been good.
I mean, Howard complains
that his penis is too small,
but his penis size is fine.
Howard exaggerates.
[Shivering]
- OK.
- Now hold this and say...
Hi.
Hi, I'm Camille,
and, uh, I'm in Westchester,
New York, and...
This is Howard's
first job interview.
And this is Howard's
first job interview.
Well, he's going to his first
job interview in New York.
- All right...
- [Shivering]
- One more thing.
- Yes?
Can you
take your top off?
- No.
- No, I'm serious.
I'm serious. That's what
they want you to do.
- No, they do not.
- Yeah, they do.
- No way.
- No, they do.
Howard did not
tell me...
[Aerosmith's
Sweet Emotion Plays]
I'm Moti,
station manager.
- Howard Stern.
- You want to be a disc jockey?
Very much so.
I've wanted to be a disc jockey
since I was
7 years old.
What are you,
an idiot?
No, sir,
I'm not an idiot.
L... ln fact, I have a communications
degree from Boston University,
and I would work very hard
for this company
if given
the opportunity to...
You wanted
to see me?
You came late yesterday.
You came late today.
I don't need you. You're fired.
F*** you.
Good. F*** you.
You punk!
F*** you 1,000%% %!
F*** you
till your a**hole
is perfect
donkey a**hole!
[Muttering
In Foreign Language]
OK,
you start tomorrow.
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