Primos Page #4

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Give me my piIIs.

They were eaten by a depressed crab.

Hey, sugar.

Got any toweIs around?

How about drying me off?

In the bathroom.

Take me to Madrid.

lf I hit it, she'II come back to me.

lf I hit it, she'II come back to me.

What are you doing here? CarefuI,

the IocaI boys wiII steaI your girI.

Give me a break,

after my triumphant entrance.

If l hIt it, she'II come back.

Don't think lIke that, damn it.

It should be the other way around.

If I hit it, I won't go back

to that trashy sIut.

If I hit it, she can go to heII.

If I hit it, I'II grab the reins

in my Iife.

-Pride and fury, cousin.

-That's right.

-Now you're Iove experts.

-What's his deaI?

-Did you win that?

-Yes, it's for my Toa.

There you go, Rambo.

Back to your oId ways.

Come on, enough recreatIon.

lf I hit it, she'II come back to me.

You're f***ing clueless.

Give me that.

-No, it's my Iast shot.

-Martina is your Iast shot.

That's who you should be

aiming your rifIe at.

-Give me the rifIe.

-And another thing.

I think the kid is yours.

Chew on that.

-What? You're nuts.

-How oId Is he?

I don't know.

I didn't ask him.

You got her pregnant, you rascaI.

What are you taIking about?

Don't be ridicuIous, cousin.

If I hit it, he's yours.

If I hit it, he's yours.

-You see? He isn't mine.

-This sh*t is rigged.

-Where's the compIaint box?

-Are you lame or what?

Excuse me, sir.

You can't taIk to my cousin Iike that.

-Who the heII are you?

-I'm hIs cousIn Jose MigueI.

A**hole!

Come on, come on.

Look at them.

You Iook Iike TeIeTubbies.

Oh, yeah? I'II show you

my big fat TeIeTubby...

Hey, watch your mouth.

Did you wear a condom

when you f***ed her?

Of course l dId. The one I had

in my waIIet for 5 years.

What?

Sorry to interrupt...

But It came off.

I'm sick of your damn seIective memory.

Fine, it came off.

So what?

It was our first time,

we were nervous.

lt's not Iike we were going

to give each other an STD.

But chiIdren, yes.

-Did you come inside her?

-No.

I put on another one.

There.

-The douchebag put it back on.

-My sources...

You're Iooking to get smacked.

That means the Iiquid that comes out

at first was Ieft inside her.

There you have it.

-Give me five.

-No, I won't.

And no more buIIshit. He's not my son.

She wouId have told me.

-ShouId we ask her?

-Don't you dare.

Martina!

Come over here a second.

Don't Ieave me alone, pIease.

Hi, Martina. HI, Danny.

Look at that thing!

Hey, I was wonderIng...

Look, the charanga is pIaying.

''Paquito eI ChocoIatero''.

He's been whinIng the whoIe trip

about wanting to dance to it.

-Hi.

-Hi.

-What are you reading?

-A book about diseases.

What for?

So l know the symptoms if it happens

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