Primos Page #2

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Thanks, cousin!

Toa can drive us.

She's a great driver.

Toa can bIow me.

And this time I mean IiteraIIy.

This Is just the three of us.

Nobody can know.

No piIIs, no ceII phone.

You wanna teII Toa?

-Yes, thank you.

-Go ahead.

-You broke my ceII phone.

-So I did.

-Let's go get her.

-Go get her...

Go get her...

Go get her...

Go get her...

Go get her...

-It's great to see you like this.

-CousIn! Let's do thIs!

That's it.

What is that?

His puIse alarm.

-Take that f***ing thing off.

-Don't make hIm nervous.

He's making me nervous.

Breathe sIowIy, cousin.

Lie down and breathe sIowIy.

He can't go Iike this.

We aII go or nobody does.

It's time for you to stop freaking out.

We're aduIts.

-When did he Iast Ieave Madrid?

-Two years ago.

He freaks out on the freeway.

l shouId kick your ass.

Forget it, we're not going.

I'm in deniaI.

I have to mourn.

It's important...

Mourning is important.

We're not going!

Look at him.

Don't take three,

take twenty.

Go ahead and kiII yourseIf.

Cousin, pIease.

You can't mix those piIIs

with aIcohoI.

I'II pass out in five minutes.

Put me in the car

and take me to the viIlage.

Don't say we're not going.

That's baIIs for you.

COUSINHOOD:

Excuse me.

Do you know where everybody went?

To the fiestas.

Why dIdn't I go?

Because I can't stand drunk peopIe.

SInging, dancing, huggIng, kIssing...

We drink strictIy to forget.

When we feeI Iousy.

Where were you?

Wedding, baptism or communion?

-A wedding.

-Who got married?

Me, aImost.

Did you or didn't you?

No.

Okay, then.

Have a seat, Iet me buy you a drink.

-You're Bachi, aren't you?

-Correct.

Bachi, from Bachi Video RentaIs.

We used to rent movIes from him.

Correct.

Hey, BachI, how's it going?

You don't remember me?

JuIian. JuIianuco.

Incorrect.

You took me fishing

when I was a kid.

I had to get up at 5 in the morning.

You caIIed me Sardine.

Damn, Sardine.

You sure got ugIy.

What's with that stupid moustache?

Come on, Iet's have a drink.

Sit down.

-You sure this is the house?

-Of course I am.

Some things you never forget.

ThIs Is where you serenaded her

every night?

Among other things...

Martina, l love you...

You go, girl...

Martina, come outside

and jerk us off!

Don't do that.

There's nobody around.

It's cooI. Now Iet's focus.

Now remember:
If and when we see her,

don't teII her what happened.

Women never want to feeI Iike

a second course.

If she asks, we'II say

It was my wedding.

-Who did you marry?

-My cousin in Cuenca. Who cares?

Cousin!

Over here.

That was some siesta!

Hey! Where are you going?

Come back here!

We shouldn't have brought you!

Cousin!

Don't make me run!

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