Primal Rage Page #4

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At least not in

this day and age.

Probably not.

I really wish I

could believe...

I really do.

Ironic, huh?

I'd say tragic.

[men laughing]

You should probably

sit this one out.

Ya think?

Hey...

whoa ho ho ho!

Hey, hey, where's

the funky bunch, man?

[laughing]

The funky...

Well, well, well. If

it ain't the convict!

Oh, I apologize...

ex-convict.

Look, guys, there was

an accident on the road.

Does anybody

have a cell phone?

Cell phone?

Cell phone?

Think I-think

I lost mine.

Well, sorry

about that.

I mean, hell, it ain't

like we get a lot of

service out in these

parts. I mean, really,

what's a moose gonna

do with a cell phone?

[laughing]

Moose... moose

with a cell phone...

Guys, we're just

trying to get back.

It's not so much

the technology,

it's the hoof!

Can't reach those

little buttons.

[laughing]

So, on the

cell phone...

do you have

one or not?

Maybe you could

just point us

in the general

direction of the road.

Road... road?

That way.

[laughing]

Say... I'm curious.

What happened

to that, uh,

pretty little thing

you were with?

Oh, yeah.

My wife?

Ooh.

"My wife?"

She's around.

Around where?

She's around.

Probably shopping.

With the mooses.

[laughing]

For a cell phone!

[laughing]

How about

a radio?

Mm, radio?

Got a radio?

Radio?

Oh, hey, know

what? I got one.

Perfect.

But it don't work.

Aww.

Nope. Damn thing

crapped out on us.

Cheap gook

piece of sh*t.

Do you mind if I

take a look at it?

You want to

look at my radio?

What, you don't think

I can understand

a basic electronical

device, convict?

Is that what

you're saying to me?

And you're gonna

help me with that?

- Lefty?

- Yeah.

What's that

word say?

It's, uh... "on".

On! Jumping Jesus

on a gump stump!

That's the problem.

[laughing]

Hell, it is a damn

good thing that this

ex-convict wandered

through here with his

taxpayer prison

education and all.

City folk...

damn smart.

Yeah, I just figured

out my toaster last week.

It makes toast!

Can I use the

radio or not?

I don't think so.

Look, I don't know

where all this

hostility's

coming from,

but we're just

trying to get back.

'cause, hell,

I don't know...

having an ex-convict

in our midst...

I mean, it's nothing

personal, son,

but importing

convicted criminals

into our own backyard...

is that cool, guys?

Nah.

No.

Nope.

I paid my debt.

[slow clap]

Hot damn. That's

good to know.

Seriously, I'm

done kidding around.

[growling]

[whispers]

Come on, Max.

Ah, hell, kid...

ha ha! we're just

kidding around!

We're having

some fun!

[laughing]

Just kidding.

We got a CB in

the truck. Right?

Yup.

We can get you there

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