Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Page #4

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That was never in question.

I believe that these belong to you.

How is she?

She's fast asleep.

I'm sure she'll be quite well, please!

Join us, Miss Bennet.

Oh, thank you but I'll amuse myself with a book.

You prefer reading to cards?

I prefer a great many things to cards Mr. Hurst.

- I don't speak horrible Japanese.

- No, of course.

You didn't train in Japan.

China, was it?

A Shaolin Temple in Henan Province.

It was there that I learned to

endure all manner of discomfort.

May I inquire as to the

nature of this discomfort?

I would much rather give

you a demonstration.

Mr. Darcy.

Is your sister much grown since the spring?

She's now about the same

height as Ms. Elizabeth Bennet.

I don't believe I've ever met

a girl so extremely accomplished.

The word "accomplished" is far too

liberally applied to young ladies today but

my sister Georgiana does

deserve that distinction.

Not only is she a master of the female arts but

Deadly as well.

I cannot boast knowing more half

a dozen in the whole range of my acquaintance

that is less accomplished.

Nor I, I'm sure.

And Mr. Darcy.

You must comprehend a great deal in

your idea of an accomplished woman?

I do.

A woman must have a thorough knowledge of

Music, singing, drawing, dancing

and the modern languages.

She must be well trained in the

fighting styles of the Kyoto masters

and weapons and tactics of modern Europe.

Or the term would only...

Half deserved.

And you know six such women?

I wonder now at your knowing any.

Are you so severe on your own sex?

A woman is either highly trained or highly refined.

One cannot afford the luxury of both in such times.

Ah..

"L'Art De La Guerre"

The art of war.

Have you not read it in its original Wu dialect?

Alas.

I should get back to Jane.

She is one of those young ladies who seeks

to recommend themselves to

men by undervaluing their own sex.

Undoubtedly.

Mrs. Bennet. Miss Bennet, Ms. Bennet.... and Ms. Bennet.

Mrs. Bennet I'm so glad to see you.

On, yeah and sadly on this distressing circumstances.

Are you here to take Jane home?

No.

Yes, we must not trespass

any longer on your kindness.

Surely she is too ill to be moved?

Truly, she does look very pale.

Bingley!

I must protest.

Bingley.

Please.

Carelessness when dealing with a zombie infection

can lead to your abrupt demise.

Arrogance can lead to yours.

Your defect, Ms. Bennet, besides eavesdropping...

is to willfully misunderstand people.

And yours is to be unjustly prejudiced against them.

Come on, Eliza, come on.

Mr. Bingley, I know just the

thing to break this terrible tension and...

and lift the spirits of the county.

A ball at Netherfield.

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