Prey for Rock & Roll Page #4

- You never hang out at my house.

You don't take me dancing

to the gay bars 'cause--

- 'cause you hate the music?

- Well, it sucks.

- F*** the music.

- Okay, I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry!

Oh, I'm sick of this sh*t!

I just apologized.

Come on, you know

you don't want to leave!

It's mine!

Jessica!

( door closes )

F***.

Ooh! Chuck called!

What the f*** did he want?

He came sniffing around here,

and then what? Nothing.

- Just listen--

- I don't know. No, Jacki.

- F*** him, and his faux British accent!

- Faux?

Listen, I know the guy

is super cheesy but he gets sh*t done.

Dude, he doesn't even

f***ing return your calls, man.

Maybe he's busy.

That's funny, because when

I don't return

people's telephone calls,

that means I don't wanna talk to 'em.

- Guys, come on, let her finish.

- Jacki:
Thank you, Sally.

Okay, you're ready,

this is great. Now-- well,

you know the drummer guy,

from Thrill 13, right?

Well, he O.D.'d.

Wow! Now, that is great

f***ing news, dude.

- (laughter)

- That's not what I meant.

Oh, wait, they're opening

for X, right?

They were.

And one of the reason's Chuck called,

he can't promise us anything,

but he's going to try

to get us that opening slot.

What? That's f***ing great!

Oh, and that's not all.

He wants to take a meeting

with us on Thursday.

Oh my God! He's going

to sign us, I know it.

You are

the sweetest little angel.

What, isn't that part

of the reason that we're in a band?

- To get signed, and go on tour?

- Actually, I'm in a band so I get laid.

Come on, dude, chicks do not need

to be in a band to get laid.

- Faith:
Shut the f*** up.

- Nice.

( guitar riffs )

( thumps )

Okay, ready?

( electric guitarplaying )

- What do you think?

- Oh, um--

it-- that wasn't bad.

Yeah!

Okay, but do you remember,

we were talking about...

the dynamics of a song.

What's that?

Um...

oh, look at--

we're out of time!

- Okay, I'll see you next week, then.

- Yes, cool.

Okay, bye.

Mom, that was really good,

thank you. It was so good.

Well, after coffee,

you get to open your presents.

- Oh yes, presents!

- I spent a lot of money.

But I got a big question,

serious question,

I don't see a pony anywhere,

am I ever going to get a pony?

Every year, I'm promised a pony,

and every year there's no pony!

Oh, I'll never forget

the look on your face

when we got you that bike

that looked like a pony.

- I didn't know that.

- And she named it Lucky.

Did you know she used to put

carrots in the garage

hoping that the bike's

going to eat the carrots?

I loved that bike. One time, I remember

I came out to play, and it was gone?

- Remember that?

- Somebody stole Lucky?

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