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- Yeah

What do you see?

I like what I see.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

John, can I get another - actually

I tell you what, let's get four.

Couple of shots there, girls?

The thing is I want to get the girls

beyond there a drink as well, you know.

Just so I'm not putting all my

eggs in one basket...

Girls, come on.

That's it. Lovely. Look at that.

1, 2, 3. Here we go...

That was nice wasn't it.

Oh gosh. I'm so sorry.

F***ing hell.

What's wrong with them?

They're both really pretty. I mean,

definitely prettiest girls in here, but,

neither of them want to... You know, they've

just like got no banter, have they?

They don't know what they're missing

out on, do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I mean, I was thinking of

that in my own head.

Yeah, well I love your music.

- Do you?

- Yeah

- Do you like 70s music then?

- I love 70s, 80s

- Do you?

- Yeah.

It's my favourite too. 70s is

where my heart is.

You know what I really admire

about you?

Go on.

You know your onions.

Well that's a really nice

thing for you to say.

I thought you were probably going

to say something about my clothes

or my face or something.

You look a bit familiar.

- You from around here?

- No, no.

Met you before?

Don't think so. I'd have remembered.

Shall we get another drink?

No, no that's good. Get her a -

- Red wine

- Really?

- I'm on the dark side.

- Well if it's fun that you're after,

you've come to the right place.

Show me what you've got.

I f***ing love fat birds.

You know?

F***ing really like them.

You've got a little bit more

about you.

You're a little bit more open

minded.

You don't mind what people

do to you, do you?

F***ing hell.

Don't know why that made me feel

all -

Sort of weird, it turned me on.

Being sick.

It's probably the gag reflex or

something like that.

Sorry did I get some on your

face?

I thought I had beer here but -

Do you think every human has

needs, Dan?

We haven't got any beers. I

thought I been out and got some

but I must have drunk them

before.

There's half an egg sandwich

there if you want it though.

Do you think that every

individual needs food,

sex,

love?

Of course. If you don't have all those

things, you're going to die, aren't you?

Would you die without love, Dan?

I'm too young to die.

Have you got anyone who loves

you?

Yes, of course I have. I've got my

mother, haven't I? She loves me.

- Does she?

- Yes, of course she does.

Mums love sons, that's how the

world works, innit?

Parents love their kids. Didn't you

know that? It's not rocket science.

This is all getting very

serious.

You're putting a downer on the

evening.

I was really looking forward to getting

back here and having some fun.

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