Predator 2 Page #3

to fix the air conditioning.

I said "Lady, you are under arrest."

And she said "Why?"

I said "Because your husband is dead.

You killed him."

- Know what she said, didn't miss a beat?

- Uh, no.

She said "I stabbed that son of a b*tch

plenty oftimes. He never died on me before."

Looks like he's putting the moves to Leona.

His first big mistake.

I have heard about you.

- Yeah?

- Yeah!

- Like your last partner got shot.

- What?

Well...

- Oy!

- You try that cowboy sh*t with me, f***er...

...you can kiss these goodbye.

- Got it?

- Yeah, I got it.

Well, well, I see that

the three of you have met.

Lambert, if you're feeling up to it...

...why don't you limp your way in

to the lieutenant. He wants to talk to you.

Yeah.

- You're a bad girl.

- Ooh, I like that.

No, no, no!

Goddamn, is that b*tch on the rag or what?

This is what I call "the speech", kid.

I only give it once, so pay attention.

Until now, it's all been fun and games,

cops and robbers, dunking doughnuts.

But you're in the sh*t now.

Metro Command is a war zone.

Lieutenant, I've paid my dues.

I had to bust my ass to get my transfer.

And that scares the sh*t out of me, kid.

No one requests to come here

unless they want a reputation.

There's no room for anyone looking

to prove themselves. I won't stand for it.

Don't get me wrong. We need good cops,

and they say you're good at what you do.

But the team comes first.

You live by that, and you'll be OK.

And we'll all be there for you.

Remember, the door swings both ways.

That's it.

Hey, kid.

Welcome to the war.

No!

OK, guys.

This has gone too far now, huh?

Hey, hey, guys.

I- I-I know you're trying to scare me, huh?

Well, you did a pretty good job, man.

I'm scared now.

Stop it now.

I can pay you.

$2 million, man. In cash.

- Right now!

- This is not about money.

This is about power!

There's a new king in the streets.

This is a message he has for your people.

You are history.

F***ing history, goddamn puto.

What the f*** are you doing now, man?

You're crazy!

King Willie says...

...not only do I have to kill you...

...but I have to take your soul.

Voodoo magic.

F***ing voodoo magic, man.

But you know what? I tell you what I believe.

Sh*t happens.

Shoot it!

F***er!

Sh... sh*t happens.

Sh*t happens.

I'm standing just outside

a penthouse complex in San Pedro...

...involving as many as 20 people.

It's uncertain who they were.

One report indicates it might be

the feared Jamaican Voodoo Posse.

I go in for my physical and the doctor says

"I need a semen, stool and urine sample."

I say "Gee, doc, I'm in a big hurry.

Can I just leave my underwear?"

Oh, God.

Achtung, mein Kapitan!

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