Preaching to the Perverted

Synopsis: Minister on a moral crusade employs young computer whizzkid Peter to infiltrate the London S&M scene. Peter has to gather evidence of physical "assaults" in order for the Minister to prosecute and shut the scene down. But Peter gets unwittingly drawn into it and falls for the Mistress Tanya Cheex.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Stuart Urban
Production: First Look Pictures
 
IMDB:
6.0
R
Year:
1997
100 min
Website
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HOUSE OF THWAX:

Direct from New York's underground !

former sex worker,,

performance artist, and lap dancer.

now undisputed queen of the scene:

Tanya Cheex!

Defying U.K. authorities by

appearing with her banned show.

- This woman

- Wom-on !

- What ?

- W-O-M- O-N!

I woo no man!.

Volunteers, approach the altar.

Tonight, we free

the erotic spirit.

Hundreds of thousands of people

now frequent these kinky clubs.

Fetishism is the name,

breaking the law the game.

What are the authorities

doing about it?

When will porno sickos like,

Tanya Cheex be banned and gagged?

Excuse me, excuse me...

Mr. Harding, I'm sorry to disturb you, but the

Press Association has been ringing constantly.

I'm not just a dial-a-quote.

Hello? Hello? Mr. Harding?

Have you got anything

to say about this?

Now what frightens normal folk

is the perversion is out the closet.

"Out of the closet..." Got a quote?

Yeah, the clubs may be underground,

but their beliefs are infecting the media.

Porn, wife swapping, paedophilia

it all links with these clubs!

Of course I'm going to

do something about it!

Come to my press conference.

Everyone is afraid to say

what needs to be said...

- Except for you, Mr. Harding.

- Oh, thank you, Esmeralda..

- Eh, how is your son these days?

- He's doing ever so well at Holy Hardware.

well, eh... I might need

some help in that regard..

- Is he a believer?

- Oh, every Sunday, Mr. Harding.

Peter's taken very good care of me

since my husband passed away.

Reverend Smyth-Osbourne...

Pentium Processor & Software Bundle... -

...and connection to our

Smut Free Internet Service.

Saint Hardware

Connectez vous au seigneur !

Not long ago, a number of perverts

were jailed -

for nailing their penises

to plaques and even sicker acts.

If it had been up to me,

I'd have cut their penises off !

I will cite that case

and other laws

to combat immoral acts or

material offensive to women.

Conservatives, Christians,

and feminists,

such as these ladies,

all agree that the degrading

of women has gone far enough.

Oh, come on, Mr. Harding!

The only degrading in "The House of Thwax".

was happening to hairy-arsed men!

"The House of Thwax" objectifies women;

females who present the

image males desire and

Oh come on !

You'll have to do better than that!

Britain must not allow even consenting

adults to harm each other.

- What about boxing?

- Manly pursuits are excluded..

Now once we amass evidence of

the filth flowing in these clubs, -

I'll be handing over to the

Director of Public Prosecutions.

I'd use the women's bell

if I was you, mate.

See what I mean?

NEUROLOGIE AVANCEE

Thank you, Mistress.

Thank you, Mistress.

I promise I won't disturb

your academic work again.

Morning, Mistress.

...AIDS, sex addiction ...

[...] and he promised that protested performers

who flout the law in these clubs

could soon be facing jail sentences.

Clear off back to New York

Tanya Cheex !

Shall I mail him a sh*t

sandwich, mistress?

or I'll be tanning your cheeks

to the British court.

Any bombs?

My son's got an appointment

with Mr. Henry Harding, M.P.!

'scuse me I've got an appointment with

Mr. Henry Harding.

Member of Parliament.

Excuse me, but...

Only Members are permitted to address

the keepers of the cubby holes..

Oh, sorry.

Is there anybody here to

see Mr. Henry Harding?

You may have heard about my campaign.

I need a helper who's committed,

who's a Christian, -

and who's brilliant with computers.

Well, I'm your man, Mr. Harding.

Mm, I see you attended Christ College

...Oxford, or Cambridge?

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