Prankz Page #5

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[Zac] Yeah, whatever.

Okay, it's fine.

Amazing, thank you.

[Zac] No worries.

[Announcer] Ladies and

gentlemen, the fort is now closing.

Hope you enjoyed your visit.

Hope to see you again soon.

[Will] F***ing brilliant,

can you believe that?

It's bloody closing, isn't it?

Why don't we just go

back the way we came?

[Will] Yeah, that's a shout, let's go.

[Zac] Worth a try, anyway, huh?

Gotta be a way out somewhere.

[Carly] They won't have

locked all the doors yet.

Keep going?

[Zac] Yeah, all right,

I'm gonna go check this one.

Unbelievable.

[Will] What?

- They're locked?

- Locked.

Not way, oh my god.

[Will] What's the number for this place?

Oh, I'll look it up.

Uh, 01265.

Yep.

[Will] Cool.

Got it?

[Will] I'll put this on speakerphone.

You gotta hear this.

[Announcer] Thank you

for calling Newhaven Fort.

Our open hours are ten a.m. until 5 p.m.,

Monday through Saturday.

We are now closed on Sundays.

Thank you for calling.

We look forward to seeing you soon.

[Will] F***ing brilliant, isn't it?

Okay.

[Will] So it's closed tonight,

and it's f***ing closed tomorrow as well.

Will.

[Will] Yeah, man?

Try Abby again.

[Will] Uh, yeah

Take that.

[Zac] Yeah, I got it.

Time to beg.

[Will] Hey, babe, it's me.

Look, I'm really, really sorry

about what happened earlier, truly.

It wasn't my idea.

It was Zac's, and well,

yeah, you know, Zac.

[Zac] Give us a wave.

So, yeah, so we're stuck here,

and was wondering if maybe you could like

come back and collect us,

or I don't know maybe

see if there's any staff.

[Zac] Or maybe that Maggie woman.

[Will] Or someone, I don't know.

Yeah, thanks, just call me back

when you get this, please.

Again, I'm really, really sorry.

Bye, I love you, babe, bye.

(Zac laughs)

Um, look (laughs).

I used to come here all

the time when I was a kid,

and there was a door like maybe that way.

I don't know, uh, might as well try.

What over that way?

Yeah, come on.

[Zac] Lead the way, Daphne.

Definitely a Velma.

Mate, this place is proper grim.

[Will] You said that stuff was bollocks.

Where's this door, then?

It is down there.

[Will] F***in', of course it is.

All right, let's go then.

[Carly] You two are such pussies.

Yo, Will.

[Will] Yeah, man.

This is gonna get so many hits, man.

[Will] Yeah, every cloud.

Will, man, this is weird.

[Will] Tell me about it, buddy.

They're gonna lap this sh*t up.

[Will] They will, man.

Oh, man, check this out.

The tunnel you're about

to enter, though short,

has been the subject

of much strange comment

in recent years.

A number of visitors to this

area of the fort have reported

unexplained sounds, peripheral shadows,

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