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She still working at the home?

Yeah, and I'm working with her.

Oh, good for you.

Is your granddad still there?

Mm-hmm.

Aw, that's lovely.

I bet he's proud of you.

Oh, what can I do for you?

Uh, Sam said that we might

be able to get in for free?

Is Sam, is he about?

He's not, no, but...

Oh, go on, go on through.

Well, which one of you

two is the lucky fella?

It's me.

Oh.

[Zac] Don't worry, Maggie, he's rich.

I see.

Go on in.

Go through.

Cheers, Maggie.

[Will] Thank you.

[Zac] Thanks, Maggie.

Well, Will at the edge of the cliff,

thinking about tossing himself off.

Lovely.

Give us a wave, guys.

I need a piss, you

know where toilets are?

[Abby] Down there by the entrance?

Cool, actually,

I'll just meet you in

the cafe in a bit, yeah?

[Abby] Yeah, see you in the cafe.

Uh, when you're in there,

could you just like grab

us a sandwich or something?

[Abby] Yeah, all right, and

Zac, do you want anything?

No, I'm good, thanks, mum.

(Will mumbles)

No, I'll come with you, man.

[Abby] Jesus, Zac, he can

go to the toilet on his own.

The thing is, Abs, it's

either watch him pissing

or talk to you, so, sorry, but.

A**hole.

What a pair of twats, they're like kids.

Anyway, make sure you like this video

if you want to see more haunted houses.

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that's not what you think.

Right, better go, hope you

will see some ghosts and sh*t.

Bye.

(Zac mumbles)

Why you filming me

in the toilet, you gay?

[Zac] No, no, listen, all right?

I found this at your house.

Oh, for f***'s sakes,

why'd you bring that?

Come on, man.

- Seriously.

- Oh.

[Zac] Look, it'll be funny.

Come on, just one more.

No, she will f***ing kill me,

and she'd kill you, too.

[Zac] Look, it'll all be on me.

All you gotta do is film it.

I can't f***ing piss.

Um.

Oh, don't worry about this, mate.

I'm just making film.

Right.

Uh, it's not that kind of film.

It's a ghost film.

All right.

Yeah, it's not for looking at c*cks.

(man clears throat)

You're that footballer, right?

Yeah, that's me.

One who does all those videos?

Yep.

All done?

Um, yeah.

Yeah, right.

Can you sign my rucksack.

Um, yeah, sure, let me just wash my.

[Zac] All right, (mumbles).

We good, yeah?

Are you filming?

[Will] Yeah, (mumbles).

Loads of people have come

here, and many have reported

seeing a ghost down in the tunnels.

The ghost is believed to be

the owner of the building

who died right here in 1892.

This is him.

His name was Dr. William Jones,

and people have seen him

lurking around the tunnels

in the night time.

[Will] How'd you know that?

Oh, it's called research, knobhead.

Was I any good?

[Will] Yeah, all right.

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