Powerful Out Women: On the Campaign Trail Page #4

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-Man, put that away, will you?

-l'm gonna tweet it to Shana.

-Cam, don't do that, please.

-Too late.

l CC'd you. Heh.

-l don't wanna see it.

-You're welcome.

Next up, we have ballot confirmation

of Camden Brady, congressman.

CAM:

Thank you, Carl.

-Let's get this bad boy signed.

CARL:
Let's do it.

[DOOR HANDLE RATTLlNG]

l couldn't tell what was going on.

l thought the thing was locked.

What the hell is this?

-[WHlSPERS] Hey, Becky.

BECKY:
Hi.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Hello.

My name is Marty Sylvester Huggins...

...and l'm here today to formally announce

my candidacy on the Republican ticket...

...for the 14th district for congressman.

l have, uh, my check and my application

and my birth certificate all right here if you....

Wait, what--? Hold on. Hold on.

What's going on here?

[GAVEL BANGS]

Hold on a second, Cam.

Let me take a look at this.

All his paperwork is here.

[GAVEL BANGS]

Marty Huggins is officially on the ballot...

-...running for congressional representative...

-What?

...of the 14th district of North Carolina.

-Are you kidding me?

-Hey, come on, Carl.

-ls this some kind ofjoke?

-Come on, Carl.

They're gonna wanna get to know you...

...now that you're challenging

our congressman.

How do you expect to do that?

-Uh, say that again.

-That's Marty Huggins.

You know, back in fourth grade,

they used to call him Tickle Shits...

...because all you had to do was tickle him

and he'd sh*t his pants.

-Oh, l remember that name.

-Mm-hm.

[CHUCKLlNG]

l'm Marty Huggins, and l approve this message.

-l've always wanted to say that.

-Heh.

What the hell?

MARTY:

l can't seem to--

-Push the door.

MlTCH:
Yeah, you gonna push.

Push it? Push it real good?

-Not good with doors. Heh.

-No.

-lt's called a door.

-Ha, ha.

Breaking news out of North Carolina.

Democratic incumbent Cam Brady...

...getting a run for his money

by newcomer Marty Huggins.

Early rumors have billionaire industrialists

the Motch brothers...

...financing a PAC supporting Huggins.

And with a thin majority in the House,

this race could be hugely important.

You know, baby, l've been thinking.

l don't like this.

Why does a Marty Huggins

come out of nowhere and decide to run?

Baby, l'm a thoroughbred.

l'm gonna smoke that clown.

Kids, put your headphones in.

About to use TV mature words.

You know l love it

when you get all bitchy and wild.

You listen to me,

you dick dragging around a body.

Marty Huggins' daddy is Raymond Huggins.

He was Jesse Helms' campaign manager

for six terms.

-Mm-hm.

-He's got f***ing juice. What have you got?

A mistress with a GED and a 9-year-old son.

She's got a kid?

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