Powerful Out Women: On the Campaign Trail Page #2

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lsn't he the weird one?

Has weird ever stopped us before?

How, in the year 201 2,

do they still have an answering machine?

Why are they denied modern technology?

Make the call.

Come on, guys.

TAMMY:
Hey there, Marty.

-Hey, Tammy.

-Good morning, Dr. Scruggs.

SCRUGGS:
l have no idea who you are.

Hey, Diane.

How's business at Candles 'N' Such?

Such is selling.

l can't move the candles, though.

Yes, you can, Diane.

"Can't" is the real C-word.

Cock-a-doodle-doo, Travis. You look tired.

Did you get some sleep?

Yeah, l'm just real high.

[CHUCKLlNG]

You're hysterical, Travis.

-How's the turnout for the 1 1 :30 tour?

-Just one person signed in.

What? Are you serious?

What happened to the eighth-grade field trip?

l guess the kids

would just rather go to class.

-Well, l just need one person.

-Yeah, well, guess who it is.

Mrs. Cutler again.

She got a crush on you, Marty.

She's gonna have to get in line. Heh.

Hammond, or the jewel of the Carolinas,

as l like to call it...

...is rich in history

and flush with natural beauty.

We've also had celebrities pass through.

Eight years ago,

actress Rosie Perez passed through...

[CELL PHONE RlNGlNG]

...when she got turned around on the interstate

and came to ask us for direc--

-Travis, stop, stop. Stop the tour. Stop the tour.

-Now? All right.

[TlRES SCREECH]

Hello, Father?

Yes.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

WOMAN [lN SOUTHERN ACCENT]:

Oh, l's a-coming, l's a-coming.

Patience for the tired.

Now, you just enjoy that view

from the porch, now.

Oh. Almost there.

Oh, well, my Lord, if it ain't Mr. Marty.

[BOTH CHUCKLlNG]

-Hi, Mrs. Yao.

-Oh, come on in, child.

Oh, Mr. Senior's down at the docks

trying to scare up some catfish.

He's still making you talk like that?

[lN NORMAL VOlCE]

Yup. He pays me an extra 50 bucks a week.

Says it reminds him of the good old days.

MARTY:
He can be an old coot.

-Yeah.

[lN SOUTHERN ACCENT]

Well, hey, your daddy down by the lake...

...fishing for some catfish to fry up.

Mm, Lordy, that sounds good.

Catfish.

-Marty, you stack of cock rings.

-Stop! Ha, ha!

TRlPP:
Mouthful of pubes.

-Don't tickle. Stop tickling me! Stop tickling me!

-Full revenge, man.

-Stop! Stop tickling me!

l'm sorry, brother. Ha, ha. Oh, man.

You should see the look on your stupid face.

Ah. lt's good to see you, brother.

Daddy got a little surprise for you.

-Do you know what it is?

-Yeah. But l ain't gonna tell you, dick sweat.

-Bam! Ha, ha.

-Ow!

-lt's still funny.

-Come on. Let's not keep Daddy waiting.

MARTY:

Okay. Hey, Daddy.

Now, listen up.

Glenn and Wade Motch called this morning.

You know the Motch brothers?

And they feel there's an opening

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