Postman Pat: The Movie Page #3

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Struck by lightning, you can't fight it

Uh-oh, uh-oh, ooh

Struck by lightning

Can't stop...

ls everything all right, love?

Yes! Yes, yes! Everything's fine.

I mean...

Struck by lightning

Can't stop crying for me

Ooh, ooh, ooh, boom, boom, boom

Shut it.

Ive seen a lot of putrid,

revolting, stomach-churning,

horrifically bad acts tonight.

And that was not one of them.

Congratulations, Josh.

You're on to the next round.

We did it! We did it!

Record deal, here we come! You beauty!

I'm gonna be rich! Im gonna be rich!

Next week, You're The One auditions

are coming to Greendull...

Sorry, that's Greendale.

Dad! Did you hear that?

Theyre coming here!

mm? Oh, that's nice, Julian.

And remember, contestants,

this year the grand prize

is a recording contract,

a lifetime supply of Pot Noodles,

and an all-expense paid trip to Italy.

Whoop-DE-doo.

Whoop-DE-doo... What? Hang on.

Did you say Italy?

- That's right, Italy.

- Hold on! I don't have a pen.

And for those of you

in Greendale without pens,

auditions are this Sunday at 5:00.

Sunday at...

5:
00.

When the little hand is on the five

and the big hand is straight up!

Got it.

I know I'm the One.

It's time to see if...

You're The One!

If it means a trip to Italy for Sara,

I certainly hope I am the one.

Mmm-hmm!

Right!

Who's hungry for a nice Italian dinner?

I made chicken khakiatore.

- Wow, Mom. That looks like...

- Lt looks amazing, love.

Oh, thank you, dear.

Ah! So, Edwin, my lad,

how are you settling in?

Feeling like part of the SDS family yet?

Now I may be the CEO of the oldest

package delivery service in England,

but I want you to think of me

as your slightly older uncle.

My uncle was eaten by dingos, Mr rown.

Really? How strange.

Thats exactly what happened to the man

who used to have your job!

What a bizarre coincidence. Now if I may?

I have noticed SDS employs a lot of people.

Ah, yes. The best part

of running a business.

- Working with people.

- People slow a company down.

SDS does not need people,

it needs machines.

This programmable postman

is 1 0 times faster than a human.

The perfect worker.

This is the future of SDS!

Well, I don't know about that.

Ive already begun running tests.

I've never been in a film before!

This is very exciting!

Ooh! A knock at the door.

What should I do now?

Just answer it

as you usually would.

Hello.

This is your mail. This is your mail.

We have had some problems finding

a customer-friendly design for the robots.

Again?

Yes, again.

Do I have to?

If you want your 2 quid, Mother.

Mail!

Delivery! Delivery, old woman! Delivery!

You will accept the fruit basket!

You will accept!

You will accept!

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