Possible Loves Page #3

That sort of thing's difficult

for any woman to take.

Especially someone like Julia.

And anyway, if you

ask me, all the hatred...

all this bitterness...

Move that, will you?

It's all because deep down

she still has the hots for you.

- That doesn't make any sense.

- Of course it does.

You just don't notice it.

Or pretend not to.

I don't know why you're

still so insecure.

We've been together

so long now.

After all, we

built this place.

I'm just teasing you.

Maybe I'm fishing

for a compliment.

What's the pasta like?

Great.

And the cook?

I adore my cook.

Any messages?

Catarina, Silvia, Luisa,

Gl'ria, Catarina again...

Jesus, all that

in two hours?

I never know which one I'm

talking to, it's so confusing.

Okay, calm down.

The next one that calls,

say I married, that I'm on...

my honeymoon, or that

I had a sex change.

- I'm gonna listen... Here you are.

- What's that?

- Got a light?

- No.

Here.

You look different.

I just can't stand

this life anymore.

I want to find a great

woman, the right woman.

- Does she exist?

- She does, you can be sure of that.

Somewhere in the world,

just waiting for me.

Sure, but you've got

to be ready for it.

Oh, don't start that again.

What's wrong with me?

Tell me, I've done everything

there is. Every type of therapy...

I've talked about my childhood,

I've screamed, roared, meditated...

and looked into lanterns,

I've done everything.

I'm not the problem,

they're all useless!

Starting with your mom,

always spoiling you.

Jesus, there you go,

why hurt me like that?

Didn't we agree never

to talk about her?

Remember? Mom and I have an

agreement, that's all.

She protects me,

and I keep her company.

- Protects you from what?

- You know.

From sexual harassment.

Can you imagine all those women

moving into my place?

Take a look at

this, maybe...

- Don't do that to me.

- Don't throw it away!

Look, that's

just what I need!

It's my lucky day.

Claudia!

In fact, I'm not even sure l

believe in this sort of thing.

I just need

to find my soul-mate.

Before we start, I should explain

that this isn't a therapy...

nor a religion.

You might say, we're a research

center for divining.

So there is no need to believe...

just answer the questionnaire as

objectively as possible.

Ready!

- Your soul-mate's sex?

- Female, of course.

We must consider every

possibility, no prejudices.

- What else?

- I want an independent woman.

But at the same time, she must be

totally committed to her partner.

I don't like submissive women,

but on the other hand...

she must know that her main role in

life is to make me happy.

Period.

- Physical appearance?

- An athletic body, but not too muscular.

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