Posse Page #4

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- Hold on just one minute.

- I'll give it to you in the morning.

Can't I hang onto

a couple of them satchels of gold?

You know you can trust me.

I won't spend it until you give me

the word. Let me hang onto them.

In the morning.

Then I'm going out west.

- Where you going?

- I got some unfinished business.

Jessie, you can't do that. We're a posse.

All for one, one for all.

When did you last have a woman?

I know a couple with behinds like...

Jessie, I'm coming with you. Jessie...

- Obobo, listen.

- Let me come with you.

You deserve more than I got to offer.

Take this book. Take the book.

This is good luck.

I want you to hold onto it.

The next time I see you,

I want you to know how to read it. OK?

(whooping and cheering)

(singing)

Mm. Yeah!

(shouting and cheering)

Weezie, they're naked!

Oh, my God! Make me think I've been

in the wrong saddle all these years!

That's Abdul. Hey, Abdul! Beautiful!

You guys need me! This is the one I love.

Hello! Hey, sweetheart!

I told you guys you needed...

Weezie, you little sneaky boy!

You all right with me!

So these are your war hero troops,

Weezie?

Tell me, is he as good a commander

as he is a charmer?

Uh, yes, ma'am. You could say

he's a charming commander.

And mighty good to us too, ma'am.

So he tells us. Come on in

and show us that heavy artillery.

Don't fret. The only colour we care about

is the green of your dollars.

- Yes, ma'am.

- Just what you want.

- (woman shrieks)

- Ooh!

Excuse me, ma'am.

Did I hear you say green?

Yeah, honey. We got lots of green

upstairs. Just follow Big Kate.

We have a special guest tonight.

One of Colonel Graham's boys.

Evening. My name's Jimmy J Teeters.

My friends all call me Little J

on account of I was the youngest.

This is Dimples, Louisiana Slim,

Father Time and Jimmy Love.

Boys, this is a war hero, so take it easy.

Come on in. We like a man

who puts his money where his mouth is.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

Let me see if I got all these names right.

We got Louisiana Slim,

Dimples, Jimmy Love and Father Time.

How come they call you that?

We could sit here for eternity and a day

and nobody gonna beat Father Time.

- Ain't that right?

- That's right.

Isn't that something? We're gonna

have to see about that, ain't we, boys?

Put your money out there, Little J.

We fought our way up the San Juan Hill

and then fought our way down.

Then up.

They chased us down the other side.

Agh! Angel! It's a man!

Angel, let's get outta here!

What you oughta do is put that milk down

and get you some of that liquor,

and get one of these pretty things

before you end up with that ding-a-ling.

I haven't had a good hand yet.

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