Porridge Page #3
- TV-14
- Year:
- 1973
- 45 min
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transvestites, homosexuals, addicts.
When someone just sits down and gets on
with it, it's like a breath of fresh air!
Oi!
Most areas of the home
counties are affected by power cuts.
Talks between the government and the union were
broken off after the rejection of a 14% pay increase.
Shoes all right,
Mr Grout?
OK, on your way, Jacko.
I don't like the look of that
new 'un, what's his name, Beal?
Put me king back, Fletch.
What are you incinerating?
It's there. It was there!
Was it? Maybe I jogged the table.
Maybe the wind blew it.
That's why they're called draughts,
you know.
Go on, put it where you like if winning's that
important to you. I'll have it where it was thanks.
I don't mind losing
so long as it's all fair and square.
Show me a man who laughs at defeat, I'll show
you a black chiropodist with a sense of humour
Almost lock-up, Mr Beal. Then I'll
buy you a jar. I wouldn't say no.
The prison officers have a club known as the
Prison Officers' Club in the old coke store.
It's basic but they've worked wonders with paint,
horse brasses and imagination. Look forward to it.
Oh... sorry, Mr Mackay.
What are you up to?
Listen, Mr Mackay!
You're always up to something.
This is Ives, Mr Beal.
Horrible Ives, aren't you?
Well, if you say so, sir.
Don't be cheeky, Ives!
BELL RINGS LOUDLY
What a shame. Just when you was poised
for victory. We'll continue this tomorrow.
IF I'm free. I shall have
"Well, that's all I have time for.
"There's the ironing to do
before Starsky and Hutch.
"I love you
and miss your loving... "
"Arms", I think it is.
Yeah, it would be.
Then there's lots of hugs
and kisses. Nice letter.
So there's nothin' in here
about a welder or a canary?
No, I would have noticed.
'Ey! What? There weren't
no welder or a canary!
And I never thought there were,
neither!
What's he on about? Search me.
Stir crazy, perhaps.
How did that kid, Rudge,
wangle the farm? Charm
Since chow, he's just sat starin' at the wall.
Well, it's his first experience of your cottage pie!
Best not to move about after that.
He's only a kid. Listen to HER!
I remember how I felt on my first
night when that door banged shut.
Go and have a word with him. Why? Well,
you perked ME up when I first come inside.
Godber, you was forced
upon MY cell.
It was in my interest not to have a
manic depressive in the bottom bunk!
Suit yourself. I will, I will.
Oh, dear. You owe me darning wool. I gave
you some! Yes, in exchange for the orange.
Tangerine. Besides, that was
to pay me for the stamp. What stamp?
For your pools. I paid that with
toothpaste! That was for the darning wool.
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