Popeye Page #5

Uh, you see,

I'm only afeared

that he might be dead,

and never realize what a

fine figure of an orphink

I turned out to be.

You sure got a nice-looking

face there,

One-Eye.

One-Eye?

I've seen better arms

on a baboon.

You're a slimy...

Yeah, you want to know

why you're so "lonescome,"

go take a look at that mirror.

You know, if there's

one thing I ain't got,

it's a sense ka humor.

Where did you get that,

uh, pronunskiation?

Yeah? Got an olive

caught in your throat?

Well, yeah, well,

I'll get back to you.

Pappy.

His Dada.

No. I want my Dada.

Hey, if I were your daddy,

I'd ship out, too.

Yeah. You're too dumb-looking

to leave on a doorstep.

Hey, runt...

I'll bet your pappy...

is as ugly as you are.

Another thing I got...

is a sensk of humiligration.

Now, uh, maybe you swabs can,

uh, pool your intelligence

and sees that I'm asking you

for an apologiky.

Hey, Butch,

why don't you give daddy's boy

an apology?

With pleasure, Spike.

The little one-eyed rat

wants an apology.

Well, I would like

to offer my most sincere

and hum-felt apologies.

You got it.

That's so low...

picking on innocents.

You apologize?

Do you apologize?

I-I apologize.

Rosie, get my hat.

I think

it's time we leave. I...

back to the dairy...

- Apologize.

- For what?

All these innocents.

This is a smorgasbord

of violence.

Well, that's everybody.

Everybody's apologized.

Yeah, everybody's really sorry.

Oh, everybody's really,

really sorry.

Now it's your turn

to be sorry.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry to have to do this,

but enough is enough.

Hey.

Come on.

Come on.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey.

Sorry.

Thanks.

Anybody else want

to apologygy?

All in a day's fun, ain't it?

I dare you.

Nobody home?

There you go.

Sorry about that.

No. Keep the change.

Remember, my dear,

tonight it's my turn

to be tall.

Oh.

Very nice party.

I can't help but feel sad,

though.

Chico?

This is a sad day for me.

Chico, hand these things out.

It's one of the saddest days

of my life.

Flowers.

I forgot the flowers.

Yup.

Oh, disillusionkand.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, me dress blues.

This is Castor's

favorite color.

Oh, you and Castor.

Oh, phooey.

Oh, hello there, Cousin.

We're just waiting

for Captain Bluto.

Oh, I can't tell you

how happy this makes me

to attend Miss Oyl's parties.

Uh, nice-looking furs there.

Hmm?

Oh.

Boy, uh, I don't know

when I've had this much fun

and still been conskious.

Well... I better be on me way.

Oh, reservoir.

Not really as nice as ours.

But he's so big.

I really...

Typical smutty sailor comment.

Sailor...

Oh, I don't want

to go to no party.

Well, that's good,

'cause you ain't invited.

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