Poltergay Page #5

Your boyfriend!

For f***'s sake!

It's Carlos, the Portuguese guy.

You guys are always... It's Carlos!

I knew it!

No boyfriend!

Right.

Carlos met your Dad?

- Are you deaf! I don't have a boyfriend!

- So you just screw around?

I've never screwed a guy.

You said you were gay?

- Yes.

- And gays do guys.

You can't generalise.

Not all gays do guys.

But... you do want to screw a guy?

No!

Screw your dumb questions!

I have to go:
my grandma's 80th birthday.

Where's my tie?

Oh God!

Look, Mark!

I found this for V's birthday.

It's African or Columbian, maybe...

- I don't know where to put it.

- Nor me.

But you're gay! You should know!

Where would you put it?

In the cellar.

What did he say?

He didn't say anything.

Yes I did, Papa.

I said that maybe I was...

homosexual... or bisexual.

Phew! I was worried...

I thought you didn't like my tiramisu!

Your tiramisu's the best!

So you're a fairy...

You know, pre-war... back in Italy...

I had this beautiful neighbour...

- she was round and firm: an apricot!

- AIright, Mama! Enough already!

- We used to do it every washday.

- AIright, Mama! Enough already!

- Your father was kind and a good worker.

- What did gran say?

But useless in bed.

We have to help him.

No leftovers!

What did gran say?

We have to help him.

Any ideas?

This TV is all squashed!

I'll talk to him.

A proper discussion.

We can help him...

and he might help us escape.

What's that?

An article about hammerhead sharks.

Hammertit sharks!

Don't push me, Ivan, please!

I've grilled his jeans!

Have you seen the date?

It's 2006!

We've been here for 27 years!

I'm 60!

No.

My ex is mayor of Paris!

And when I was in Italy...

one night he wasn't home!

But Mark is the Latin type.

And?

He's hot-blooded.

He needs to play around!

I swore I wouldn't tell...

He even hit on me!

What? Mark?

I don't want to cause trouble...

Is that him?

Don't answer!

Don't be a sucker!

You understand?

"Accept it. Act upon it."

Excuse me...

I will have...

a Scotch!

On the rocks?

Right, no ice. Thanks.

Has everyone left?

At 12? It isn't EuroDisney.

Uh, Yes.

Can I get a light, please?

...and for a name?

Samuel or John, finally Mark.

That's funny:
my name's Mark!

You done, Mr Suit 'n' Tie?

No, it's Modena.

Mark... never mind.

Straight bait.

Up my alley!

Time out!

Hi, I'm Mark.

Wanna go downstairs?

Yes, sure... why? What's downstairs?

Come, and I'll show you.

Easy now... The direct type, huh?

I'm more old-fashioned...

maybe we could talk?

You just give head?

I didn't catch that.

You only give blow-jobs?

I didn't say that! No way!

Maybe we can chat... first!

What do you do?

I'm active.

Yes, but in what?

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