Poltergay Page #3

- What's your game?

- My game?

Have you seen yourself?

What are you on? Booze? Drugs?

You need a shrink!

Of course.

You're calling a shrink now?

We'll see who's nuts!

David? Is this a bad time?

Yeah, but... wait!

Can you come over to the house please?

Can we turn the music down!

What's the big deal?

That!

The cellar?

You must help me! I see guys!

- Just guys, in the cellar?

- No! Everywhere!

In the shower...

kissing, showing their asses!

Kissing, showing their asses?

Kissing, showing their asses?

- You're gay!

- But David!

Either mad, or gay.

But see a psycho-thingy.

You're not a well person.

Take that to help you sleep.

- I don't like pills.

- But you're too stressed.

One every two days.

With a glass of water for one week.

OK.

So, I'll call you.

Bye!

"Just guys!"

Oh, it's you!

Pyjamas in the shower now!

Oh, yeah!

I forgot. Must be those damned pills.

Scared of being naked?

Not with you!

I mean...

I'm late! Gotta run!

Mr Trayner!

I know, I know!

You piss me off.

- I've warned you!

- Absolutely!

But trust me! I'll make it up!

Let's do it for Mr Trayner!

Hip-hip-hooray, let's build!

Hi!

What's that?

A cue-rack.

Ugly, isn't it.

- Dad didn't come by.

- No.

So how are you?

- Fine.

- Really?

Fine, fine!

You saw someone?

Yeah! But I'll tell you later.

Are you sick of me?

No, why?

Don't force yourself!

I can force myself a little!

He'll stretch the material!

- The fabric!

- OK?

Yeah, yeah!

Show your tits!

Shut up Ivan!

- Do you still fancy me?

- I do!

- F***!

- Mark!

Maybe we can talk now?

We've got a proposal for you.

- Help us escape!

- Get lost!

You're busting my balls!

That sounds like fun!

Get out!

Who're you talking to now?

Get out!

To those bastards!

Stop it!

What luck! It didn't break!

It wasn't luck. It should have broken.

- That guy caught it.

- Sure.

You can't see the guy in white?

- Stop it!

- Watch this!

Take a glass...

drop it...

and it breaks!

and it breaks!

- But he couldn't catch it! Wait...

- And it breaks!

- Wait...

- Stop it! Stop it!

Wait... watch again!

- Stop it!

- It's OK!

Now, you catch it. OK?

Yes!

You'll see!

I'm off!

You're mad!

This time we count down. Like NASA...

You're mad!

Ready? 3, 2, 1...

Idiot!

You're certifiable!

You didn't catch it?

You just want us out, no?

You're out, OK!

He wants to marry us!

Let's play tag!

Kissie-kissie!

Can't catch us!

- That you, Mark?

- Yeah!

It's taken!

Straight fascist!

She told you to fix the step!

You didn't hurt your thingy?

I can massage it!

Just helping!

Not that way!

Go ahead, make my day! Hit me!

Show me your thingy!

That's not a good omen!

Anyone home?

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