Politically Correct

Season #1 Episode #10

---

(Yvonne is laying on the sofa as Zoey walks to the kitchen gives anthony a book)

Zoey:
Here

Anthony:
What's this

Zoey:
The book you asked me for

Anthony:
oh

(Anthony puts the book down and gets his phone out as Zoey walks towards the couch to sit)

Yvonne:
You know what we should do

(Zoey and Anthony looking around then at each other in a worried way)

Yvonne:
We should join politics

Anthony:
Oh hell no

Yvonne:
Why

Anthony:
Because you never know how to act

Zoey:
And your a little not fit to do it

Yvonne:
How so

Zoey:
Well first of all you are sensitive as hell

Yvonne:
What's wrong with that

Zoey:
Nothing it's just to be a president

Yvonne:
Woah woah woah woah

( Zoey and Anthony look at each other in fear )

Yvonne:
I'm talking about voting for someone

Zoey:
Oh well I think that is good

Yvonne:
yeah we should do it

(Zoey looks back at Anthony and sees he is playing with his animal crackers and sees them looking at him and put them down in a Awkward way )

Zoey:
Yeah Sure

Anthony:
It depends if I get to ride in your car

Yvonne:
Oh Anthony

Anthony:
No the other car What's wrong with you

(Zoey gets up and hands Anthony a pillow as Yvonne runs towards him trying to hit him with her purse but it gets dodged by the pillow) 

Yvonne:
lucky

(Yvonne dramatically falls on the couch)

(Theme Music)

(Brenda and Zoey are outside of City hall waiting for lauren)

Brenda:
So your mom had a court date

Zoey:
Yes

Brenda:
No offence but she needs to be under control

Zoey:
We know

(Lauren , Anthony, Kyla and Robert come out of city hall)

Lauren:
I'm free

Zoey:
Yeah Ok

Lauren:
What you mean

Zoey:
Nothing

Anthony:
Well Zoey I know you must be tired so I will take you home

Zoey:
Thank You

Brenda:
Ass kisser

Anthony:
At least I'm getting ass (whispers)

Zoey:
Excuse you

Anthony:
Nothing

Brenda:
Y'all b*tches kill me and all y'all sh*t , talking all this hypocritical sh*t but ok i guess if donald trump can do it so can we

( Anthony and Zoey look at brenda in a irritated way )

Zoey:
Mom Congratulations

Lauren:
Thank You Baby

Brenda:
but you do have to stay at the half way house until sentencing

Lauren:
Sh*t

Larry:
Wow

Lauren:
What

Larry:
Ok now

Zoey:
Anthony lets go

Anthony:
Sure

( Anthony and Zoey exit as yvonne and Kyla walk up to city hall)

Yvonne:
Hi guys

Lauren:
What the hell

Larry:
Someone is very getty today

Lauren:
So what's up

Yvonne:
Politics

( Lauren Screams )

Kyla:
Mom what's wrong with you

Lauren:
I hate politics it's so stressful

Yvonne:
well we need to make the world a better place that's why I've decided to join politics

Lauren:
What does that mean

Yvonne:
i have to attend these meetings in city hall

Lauren:
I would love to listen to your sh*t but i have a headache yes i got a headache and i just got out of jail don't plan on going back

Yvonne:
Alright

Brenda:
She ain't got time for that

Yvonne:
I'm aware

Brenda:
Yeah

Kyla:
Wow

( Zoey and Anthony begin eating doritos in the kitchen at home as amber is watching tv)

Anthony:
What you doing tonight

Zoey:
I have a date

Anthony:
Oh really

Amber:
Yeah

Zoey:
With a new roommate

Amber:
I'm working on it

( Zoey walks in the living room to join amber)

Anthony :
well when do you go

Zoey:
5 hours

Anthony:
we have time

Zoey:
for what

Amber:
the nasty

Zoey:
we are friends

Amber:
I know

Zoey:
Anthony you Remember that thing you told me

Anthony:
which one

Zoey:
the thing about when we are 30 and are single

Anthony:
zoey

Zoey:
just checking my options

Amber:
this b*tch

Zoey:
this trick called me b*tch

Anthony:
handle your business

( Yvonne , Kyla,Brenda,and Robert in city hall listening to a lecturer)

Lopez:
we all need more employment for us and the african American and Latino community is going to get it

Yvonne:
preach on

Robert:
this is cool and all but i hear there is this taco stand

Kyla:
Umm you wanna get tacos

Robert:
of course baby

Yvonne:
ok let's focus

Lopez:
what are you here for guys

(Yvonne stands up)

Yvonne:
we want equality

Kyla:
and tacos

Yvonne:
mostly equality

Brenda:
can we have Chinese food

Kyla:
yeah i do want some egg rolls

Robert:
how about this i get tacos and y'all get egg rolls

Yvonne:
guys the political world doesn't have enough diversity I'm mean we have done a lot for this country

Brenda:
yeah we know and all but we hungry

Kyla:
yes

Brenda:
and I'm thirsty

Robert:
be considerate

Yvonne:
look we are apart of this community and we are going to act like it

Brenda:
lopez this b*tch is trying to starve us

(Lopez looks very annoyed)

( Zoey is laying on the sofa eating chocolate ice cream)

Miles:
You look pitiful

Zoey:
your alive

Miles:
whatever

Amber:
come on

Zoey:
he was such a dog

Amber:
like him

Miles:
don't hate the player hate the game

Zoey:
b*tch this is what I'm talking about y'all act as if we don't matter but we do

Amber:
I'm horny

Miles:
so

Amber:
just wanted y'all to know

Larry:
you seem thirsty as f***

Zoey:
yeah

( Yvonne is talking on the podium)

Yvonne:
we have to build a wall because trump doesn't like us

Brenda:
because he is a dumb ass wannabe ronald Reagan

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes