Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach Page #3

Synopsis: The old Commandant Lassard, leader of the Police Academy (1984), goes to Florida to receive an award. In the city arrives also the cynic Captain Harris who wants to take Lassard's job. Harris wants to place himself in a favourable light in front of the high military hierarchy but, at the airport, Lassard exchanges his bag with another one...
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Alan Myerson
Production: Warner Home Video
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.4
Metacritic:
18
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
PG
Year:
1988
90 min
410 Views


Now, that is a disappointment.

Lt. Proctor has booked us | on a very speciaI flight.

VIP. Excuse me.

VIP. I understand that you're taking | an economy flight.

We'll just have to meet in Miami. | I'll see you there.

-Shame. | -Morning, sir.

Please be careful with the bag.

Flying makes him nervous.

Metal, please.

Come through again, please.

It's probably the buckle, sir. | Here, Ill get it.

Get away from me, Proctor.

Thank you.

Come through, please.

Very funny, Jones.

Hold on. Miss?

Could you please tell me at what gate | Flight 1545 is boarding?

-Gate 24, sir. | -Could you aIso check and make sure...

that I am in the speciaI VIP section? | The name is Harris.

There is no VIP section, sir. | It's a private plane.

A private plane.

And you and Mr. Proctor | are the only listed passengers.

I see. Our own plane.

Well, Well, Harris. | You travel first-class, I must say.

Well, it's the only way. Come, Proctor.

-Au revoir! Bon voyage! | -Ciao!

Auf Wiedersehen.

Oh, my God!

This is great! Our own airplane. | AnimaIs to play with.

Ill tell you, this VIP treatment | is worth every penny.

A-okay!

Why do I put up with you?

I think that's because | my sister married your nephew...

-and that makes us-- | -Shut up, Proctor!

Sir, they like you!

-Sir, what would you like to drink today? | -Nothing right now, thank you.

Trichloroethane just doesn't have | the appeaI for me that it used to have.

I still depend on the old PR-24.

This little baby, it doesn't even break. | It pulverizes.

I can smash anybody. | I can hold them in a chokehold.

I have complete control over a perpetrator | or a group of perpetrators.

One time, when I saw these three guys | coming on from the left....

Eyes left!

Hightower, check this out.

-What you got there, House? | -There's an article here on Malone.

-I don't even like him. | -Give me five points.

-You got it. | -Excuse me, sir...

would you mind returning | to your own seat?

-We're about to serve the meal. | -The meal?

-Out of order. | -let me in here.

You've been waiting long? | Great. She's been....

Come on! Other people in need here, | you know.

Sorry.

Im sorry. There seems to be | something wrong with the sink.

I don't believe it. We're on the same plane.

-Boss, you know, we should.... | -What, are you crazy?

-We can't make a scene while we got.... | -Wait for your turn.

Come on. let me in.

let me out of here!

-I'll kill him! | -No, boss!

-The diamonds, boss. | -Right.

Here. Fix this.

-Please, sir. Your cigar. | -You got a problem, Lady?

-Excuse me. | -Now what?

-Okay, nice touch, Hooks. | -Yeah!

Ladies and gentlemen, | thank you for flying with us.

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Neal Israel

Neal Israel is an American actor, screenwriter, film and television producer and director best known for his comedic work in the 1980s for films such as Police Academy, Real Genius, and Bachelor Party. more…

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