
Poison Ivy
- R
- Year:
- 1992
- 90 min
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She was definitely a turnoff,|too overt.
Look at her...
Obviously, big problems.
Most girls|don't fly through the air...
with their skirt|around their waist.
Supergirl at least had|the decency to wear tights...
not that I read comics.
I'm more the politically,|environmentally correct...
feminist, poetry-reading type.
You know...
boring.
I wonder if she posed|for that painting.
Great perm.
Blond hair...
obvious bleach job.
Too bad it's six months old.
I don't know how she does it.
I get airsick on a seesaw.
I guess she's sort of beautiful.
I don't know. Those lips.
Lips are supposed|to be a perfect reflection...
of another part|of a woman's anatomy.
Not that I'm a lesbian.
Well, maybe I am.
No, definitely not.
I told my mother I was,|just for shock value.
She said, "Fine, just as long|as you don't smoke. "
Which, of course,|is my main joy in life.
Probably oral compensation.
I don't think I was breast-fed.
I can't imagine|where she came from.
None of the other kids|at my school are that scangie.
I really wish|we could be friends.
A dog got hit! Come on!
Someone should just kill it.
It's still breathing.
Oh, God.
You kids pipe down!
Principal's office. Please hold.
Take a seat, ma'am.
It's a stick-on.
See?
I like the ivy.
The cross makes me think|of death, but the ivy is life.
Sort of the tragic|and the hopeful, you know?
What did you do to your hair?
It's Egyptian.
Cool.
What are you busted for?
I got to keep|a certain grade-point average.
I'm slipping in biology.
You're one of those|scholarship kids.
You make it sound|like Jerry's Kids.
It's not a disease.
Sorry.
Did it hurt?
No. They used a gun.|It was really Quick.
But you've got this wire|running through your nose.
It feels like a booger.
Who's the old dude who picks|you up in the pimpmobile?
It's my dad.
My name's Sylvie Cooper.
What did they nail you for?
I phoned in a bomb threat|to KTVM.
You know that lame guy|who does the editorials?
He said that teenagers|are too hormonally imbalanced...
to have driver's licenses.
He said the age should be raised|to twenty-one.
How did they know it was you?
Wait a sec.
I've seen your dad.|He is that guy...
that jerk on TV who does|those tweaked editorials.
You phoned in a bomb threat|to your own father?
That's great.
No, I mean it.
I'm gonna break this|to you real slow.
Your dad's an asshole.
I ought to slap you good.
You can't put two hundred people|out on a sidewalk...
just because you|don't like an editorial!
They're trying to get rid of me.|Whose side are you on?
Sylvie, you hurt me.
I didn't mean to.
I'm sorry, Dad.
No more than me.
I.
No more than I.
You're grounded.
You rich fuckhead!
I worked for it!
It's nice and cool in here.
I missed my ride.
Could you take me|to Olympic and Fairfax?
Just a sec.
She's my best friend.
Why didn't you think|of that before?
Come on.|Just this once, please?
Then I'll be grounded forever.
What's her name?
Ivy.
Great.
Good Lord.
Get in.
I get carsick.|Do you mind if I sit in front?
Sure.
Thanks.
Your name is Ivy.
Something wrong with your mouth?
TMJ. It's stress-related.
It gives you terrible headaches,|makes your jaw stiff.
Almost killed Burt Reynolds.
Do you have to buy condoms, too?
No, I've got to get a spermicide|with Nonoxynol-Nine in it.
What?
It's a school project.|This HIV-positive guy...
talked about not shooting up|and using condoms.
It's not like we're supposed|to screw around or anything.
We're supposed to learn|to not be embarrassed.
Don't worry. We turn|everything in at the end.
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