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It'll be strange seeing Jacqueline again.

- She called.

Will she accept?

-She sounded happy.

She was a beautiful woman

and a great dancer too.

Yes. Very beautiful.

Very elegant.

I guess I can tell you now.

She and I...

Yeah, alright. Ring the bell.

Well?

Isn't this great, Bernard?

-Yes, excellent.

I've been waiting so long for this.

- What about us?

Yes, we've been through a lot.

The Concert at Monsieur Meuble

in '92. That rocked!

With the Catherinettes in Garches,

on the parking lot of Bricorama in '95.

Thet day Michel Delpech was

sexing me up.

Not everyone can say that.

Until Boy Rgis made me an offer

five years ago.

The Boy George imitator.

All they wanted to do is

sleep with eachother.

So I left.

Yes, he wasn't as gay as

the original.

I bet it's part of his failure.

Fine, so...

I work at Pantashop.

As an interim sales manager.

It's time to go.

Sorry, I'm boring you.

-Not at all.

You look just like a

Bernadette. Let's go.

What will we do at the night

of the imitators?

What night?

-of the imitators. Why?

The night of the imitators?

Did you come to say goodbye

in this clothes?

We just came over to chat.

With those stupid glasses on!

I've had enough. Get out!

Out! attack, My Way! Attack!

Stupid My Way!

Get out, you freaks.

Bastards!

What a stupid idea, calling

your dog My Way.

Usually I can understand

but My way is blasphemy.

You should respect the

cultural excess.

Cultural exception!

One thing is true.

You really look stupid

with those glasses.

Just one month to go

We better hurry.

Now what?

-We can be a duo.

What song will we do?

Let's do Le Tlphone Pleure.

Excellent! But where do we find

the sing-along girl?

Don't worry.

I have an idea.

Three, four, come on!

No, Sbastien, this pencil

isn't for fun.

Respect the tempo.

Again. Three, four.

You're the one from last time.

Let me get her.

I think she's in the kitchen.

No, not in the kitchen,

she's taking a bath.

You've told me that 4 times.

I don't care if it

takes all afternoon...

but you will learn this song.

Three, four!

I'll get her. She's taking a bath.

I don't know if she'll come.

Fine. Now me. Let me sing

holding the horn.

Tell her, please...

look at me.

Tell him that it's important

and tell him to wait.

It's me!

What's up?

We're doing his homework.

3 times 7?

- 21.

Screw her. Let's go.

Tell him that it's important

And to wait.

And that he'll wait

What's he waiting for?

Stop crying. It's the phone

that cries. What's he waiting for?

Sbastien, concentrate!

You don't understand!

What's this about?

A papa that wants to talk to mama

but mama doesn't want to.

So she says she's taking a bath

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