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Insults flew and they'd have fought

if the others hadn't stopped them

- You're a scoundrel

- I'll sue you for slander

He's welcome to see his solicitor.

I won't let him get away with it

He's not heard the last of it

How can they argue over nothing?

You call that nothing?

At your age, you should be in bed,

not criticizing respectable people

- He's only young

- So I'm wrong?

I didn't say that, but he's young

Boredom brought out

the worst in them

For a Saturday...

...it's quite a day

Gradually calm returned

to the troubled town

Only one man still roamed

in hope of God knows what

The house was closed

for a First Communion

Madame's brother was a carpenter

in the country

He knew his sister was doing well...

...and thought of a family reunion

for his daughter's Confirmation

So on Saturday morning, Madame

and her friends took the express

Have a nice holiday, ladies

- What's this, Flora?

- I'm hot. I never wear so much

Where do you think you are?

- I thought I was in your house

- Don't be so insolent

"A diplomatic conflict between

Bolivia and Chile"

It's so far away

"There are fears of war

in the Pacific"

What does "Pacific" mean?

It means peace

- Tickets, please

- They've been checked

I'm checking again

At Beuzeville a couple got on

The man was an old farmer

wearing a blue smock...

...and an ancient top hat

His wife...

...wore a rustic outfit and

looked like a hen

- Mind the calf

- Yes, yes

That's what you said last time,

and it fell off

No longer alone, the ladies became

serious to make a good impression

Madame Rosa

It's a fashionable tune

The Viscount taught it to me.

Do you understand?

Your husband? How is he?

Not bad, my dear

He's away...

...in Paris

What husband?

Her husband, Pet

You don't know him

He's incredibly thoughtful

He sends me...

...dresses and jewelry every day

Even flowers

We drink champagne

with every meal

He kisses my hands

He tells me...

...wonderful things

Sadly I've forgotten them

As the train was leaving Bolbec,

in jumped...

...a bearded man carrying a stick

and wearing gold jewelry

He was weighed down

with luggage

Julien Ledentu, traveler

Madame Tellier and...

So you're off to a new garrison?

Don't be so rude

I meant to say a new monastery

You've left your pond?

You'll soon meet the spit

They won't come out. They

must have lost their knickers

Maybe they need braces

Here are some braces

They don't want them,

but these ladies might

Whatever for?

To give to your lovers, of course

I mean one lover per lady, obviously.

The one dearest to your hearts

- The heart doesn't need braces

- How lovely. You deserve a reward

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