Playing Doctor

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Genre: Comedy, Short
Year:
2015
21 Views


(mellow music)

- Roger, Carol.

- Hi!

- Back already?

Geez, what'd ya, inhale your food?

- (laughs) No, don't be silly.

We had to skip dessert because of someone.

- Ugh, this knucklehead

forgot to take his Prilosec

and was treated to an entree

of fettuccine a la heartburn.

- Oh no!

(laughing)

- I hope that our little

Anthony wasn't too much trouble

because he sometimes has a

hard time making new friends.

- No, no, no, no, no.

- Oh, no, no, no.

- That guy's a real little spitfire.

Got along just swimmingly

with our Rebecca.

- Yeah, those two have just

been having a regular old

master class in Fun 101.

(laughing)

Last time I checked, I think

they were playing Doctor.

- That's right.

- Oh hey now, not that kind of doctor!

- Oh my goodness!

- Whew!

I was like ...

- I think we got another 12 or so years

before we have to worry about that.

(laughing)

- Mom, Dad, looks like

we lost another one.

(whimpers)

- Doc McStuffins is a real role model

for our kids, am I right?

- (laughs) He's so bad.

(laughing)

Well, your son was a real dick anyway.

What do you want me to say?

(chainsaw buzzing)

(intense swooshing)

- Could've been that guy

from a few weeks ago.

He was cute, like a--

- Just the bulb is doing something weird.

- Oh, nevermind the bulb!

- Oh no, it stopped.

- I've got bigger problems here!

- For fucks sake, Eva, not

everything is about you!

(intense music)

- [Narrator] This is the

moment Sarah remembered

she'd had unprotected sex a week ago.

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