Piranha Page #5

You should probably warn them

that it's not pretty down there.

Tourists treat this lake like it's a gabbage can.

How you guys doing?

Sheriff said that it's a regular treasure trove down there.

So...!

I got debs on these spent bubbles,

bad body sprays and back issues of drugs.

I got debs on home appliances.

I got debs on missing college girls.

Oh my god.

This is the longest one I've ever seen.

Can you keep your mind on the task at hand.

It's at least 100 feet Novak!

Almost full visibility.

Descending fissure!

My PO2 is set at 1. 1.3.

You should see this.

It's unbelievable.

Novak, do you copy?

Yeah! Pretty good.

Okay guys you are about 90 feet to the

entrance of the connecting passage.

Looks like single file time!

I'll go first.

No! I should do the prelim scout.

Your fat ass will get us stuck.

Baby! I'm like an eel.

I'm electric eel.

I get into such tight spaces.

It's shocking.

Huh! That's weird?

Here they are... but they're spiltting up.

Guys?

Everything alright? I'm losing you a little bit here.

I'm heading a serious drop in temperature here.

It's at least 30 degrees colder.

You're probably at the mountain near the water lake.

Do you have any visual?

I'm entering the cave.

Jesus!

This thing seems endless.

You gotta see this.

This is incredible.

Sam! What are you seeing down there?

Something bit me!

Oh yeah, right! I thought you always love that kinda stuff.

Sam! Sam!

Sam! Answer me!

SAM!

Sam!

Something's happening.

What? You mean aftershock?

- I don't know...

Give me my flippers.

OH MY GOD!

Your body is a temple.

And now it is time to give thanks to the gods.

Andrew, roll camera!

Kelly, you're up! C'mon!

Me! No! no, no...

No, thanks. I think very had to drink too much.

Please! You don't want to worship this beautiful altar?!

- C'mon...

I know you're partial to the champagne,

but believe us you can trust Crystal right?

Hey! C'mon Derrick, she... she said no.

No...

She said no thanks...

There's a difference...

She understands gratitude is the right attitude.

Kelly!

Trust us!

It... It's never cheating if it's with another chick!

Yeah! C'mon try it!

- C'mon.

Sure!

Have fun!

Yeah! Jake! You're not gonna take away the fun now?

Like I said... she's not my girlfriend.

Fine! I'll do it.

Okay!

- Yeah!

Okay!

Here we go!

First, you lick this salt.

Here we go!

- Okay!

C'mon over here!

Then you suck up the tequila.

Here we go! Sorry about that

Crystal!

Here's your vitamin C!

Gonna get your lime!

Kelly! You don't have to do this.

I really don't think I need any

of your babysitting here. Jake!

Rachel!

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah!...

Alright! alright...

Let's switch places!

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