Pig Hunt Page #4

- You got any soda?

- In the cooler.

[Sniffles]

You ain't a dog.

You're a pet.

They said they know

where the hogs are.

[Ben] John needs a goddamn map

to find his uncle's ranch.

I know where I am now.

We came here to hunt.

Right, Wayne?

This is supposed to be

our weekend.

Come on, didn't you say these

guys are your friends, John?

Once upon a time.

What about us?

F*** it. Let's go.

Giddyup.

I can handle them.

How do you guys

like your foam?

What are you,

some kinda sway boy?

No.

[Chuckles]

[Gruff Voice] I was raised

to be a saucier.

A great saucier!

You got any sugar?

Eye-opener?

[Laughs]

This is my kinda foam.

Got any of that

other stuff?

[Chuckles]

Come on, Starbucks.

- Let's get a hunt on.

- [Quincy] We're all going?

Let's do it to it.

[Funky Rock Riffs]

[Man] Stoned,

stoned Yeah, stoned

B-B-B-B

A little bit stoned

Stoned, stoned

A little bit stoned

B-B-B-B

A little bit stoned

Stoned, stoned

A little bit stoned

B-B-B-B

A little bit stoned

Stoned, stoned

A little bit stoned

B-B-B-B

A little bit stoned

Boars...

will only come at you once,

unless they're cornered.

Then they'll keep on comin'.

[Chuckles]

Now, Ricky,

he got tossed

by a full-tusk devil once.

Ten feet.

[Grunts]

Air to ass.

Then it kissed him.

[Laughs]

Is that how

you got that scar?

John gave him

that one.

They were playin'

mumbly-peg.

Ricky's buck knife

cut John in the foot,

so he just

slashed it out.

Things even up.

- I got this one in Fallujah.

- Damn!

I'll bet you unloaded a few clips

on those towel-heads.

It ain't no video game

over there.

This here's where

that hog stuck me.

But I got the last laugh.

Why are we stopping?

Showin' off old wounds.

[Kissing Sound]

[Mouths Words]

[Groans]

[Sighs]

Oh, too much caffeine.

[Ben] Who made this path?

Shh.

You wanna see what the round we

were usin' in Iraq can do?

[Gunshot]

[Laughing]

What the f***

are you doing?

What I was trained to do.

Sweet.

You didn't have

to do that.

How do you know?

[Kissing Sound]

[Chuckling]

[Sniffs]

There's rootin'.

Where?

- [Brooks] Pigs did this?

- [John] Probably in about 10 minutes.

Whoo! It looks

like a rototiller.

Look at that.

[Ricky] Some folks

ain't got no respect.

Maybe they're talkin' about

"Pig-foot. " Shut the f*** up, Ben.

Whoa. Touchy.

All right, you know,

let's stop right here.

And see who else

knows how to shoot.

Bring it on.

Boys and their guns. Looks like

an N.R.A. convention.

Hey, we passed

some old oaks.

There might be mushrooms

back on the trail.

Wanna go see?

I'll stay here

at the O.K. Corral.

So who's first?

I'll go.

I think you got within 20

yards on that last one.

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