Pig Hunt Page #2
you ever heard of around here?
Well, they say the Ripper
weighs 3,000 pounds.
Bullshit.
Yeah? Who killed him?
Nobody.
He's still out there.
[Rap Continues]
[Rattling, Hissing]
- Kill it.
- [Chuckles] Bloodthirsty.
- Just kill the f***in' thing.
- Relax.
Go on, little guy.
Not there.
What the f***?
Nice shot, Robin Hood.
I want the rattle.
You hunters have no respect.
You see this Gurkha blade?
It can cut through a llama's head
with one whack.
But it's never drawn
without tastin' blood.
Same with this gun.
[Scoffs]
Take a bath, hippie.
You have a nice visit
in these parts,
Negro.
[Squeaking]
What are you waiting for, Ben?
[Engine Starts]
I can't believe you pulled
the magnum out on that freak.
What if he calls the police?
Threatening us with a machete?
Did you see that dirt-head cut himself?
Yeah, and I saw "Kid Crossbow"
kill that snake. Thwack!
- What if he follows us, John?
- I hope he does.
I'll take his head home
as a trophy.
He's not following us.
All right? No cops are gonna come.
Sh*t like this happens here
all the time.
Ben, put that f***ing gun away
before it goes off.
[Gunshots]
I should have stayed in the city.
I'm with Brooks.
Pull up your panty hose, Q-nut.
There's no turnin' back.
[Man On Stereo]
Don't be scared
[Wind Whistling]
[Pig Grunting]
[Stereo:
Rock]Why don't we
switch spots?
[Man Singing,
Indistinct]
[Brooks Grunts]
Now you're supposed
to stick it 'tween her garter, Q-tip.
Uhh! How much farther?
There's the map.
- I think we're up near her left nipple.
- No, actually, we're, uh...
we're down near her pubes.
You know, there's a reason you guys
don't have girlfriends.
[Sniffs]
[Funky Rock Beat]
[Barking]
We can drop you and Brooks off here
if you don't wanna hunt.
[Man] Damn, that's some
shitty wine
It tastes like gutter
and beaver brine
But if you fill my glass
another time
We could ask them
for directions.
I'm sure it'll taste
just fine
Damn, that's some
chewy beef
Gristle gum beyond belief
But roll 'em out
another "spleef"
And I'm sure it'll begin
to taste just fine
I'm sure it'll taste
just fine
I know where we are now.
[Pig Grunting]
- [John] I wonder who got those pigs.
- Big Bad Wolf.
"Death walks on all fours. "
[Blade Clatters On Floor]
- Your uncle was quite a hunter.
- Some of these are mine.
- That was a long time ago.
- [Man Screams]
You f***in' p*ssy!
That's a possum.
I thought it was a rat.
Good boar, R.D.
This is great.
You should have
stewed up that possum.
Then we could have
invited John's neighbors.
Do you think they did that
to your uncle's place?
Wasn't them. What happened
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