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we casually blurt out,

''We know where

a certain sex goddess is.''

Battle stations.

-WAITRESS:
Here you go.

-Thanks.

CAYENNE:
What if he's just playing her?

I mean, forgive me for feeling like

some teenage male as fresh as Drew

might be a tad insincere,

but I don't want Mandy to get hurt.

And I keep schooling you,

listen to the songs.

They tell all. People want to get hurt.

They're just begging

to get their hearts broken.

What's up? Have you guys seen Mandy?

Oh. Um...

Hi, Drew.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

-ALEXA:
Mandy?

-Yeah.

Alexa, speak. Use your words.

-At Jalapeno's.

-Jalapeno's, great. Thanks.

Smile.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

(PANTING)

Oh, my God. Mouth's burning.

I need water, I need water. I need water!

Guzzling right from the bev bar.

That is so Hercules.

(CHUCKLING)

Yes.

Well, we all have our special talents.

Do you want a drink?

I could get you a beverage receptacle.

(YOU ARE PART OF EVERYTHING PLAYING)

A cup would be awesome.

Thanks.

You know something funny?

Some guys actually try out

for the boys' team,

'cause the girls practice

in the pool next door.

They think they'll notice them

or something.

(LAUGHS ) Wow.

That's a really doofus move. Lame.

-I like your laugh.

-Thanks.

God, Lisa hardly ever laughs.

She's got a burning scream, though.

And when does she...

I mean, how do you know?

Oh! Uh...

Delete that, I so don't want to know

unsavory details.

Scary movies.

She screams at scary movies.

Scary movies.

Duh.

-The new video phone?

-Yeah.

Wow. Who's this scary dude?

-That's my dad.

-Wow. Okay.

-Big Father's watching you.

-Yeah.

Look, do you want to hang out?

Well, what about Lisa?

Lisa doesn't own me.

She just thinks she does.

We're having a kick-back.

Meet me at the lake in 20?

Sure, 20.

At the lake.

-Hello.

-Hey, sis.

Hey, Peyton. How you doing, buddy?

Good to... Why does he run

to the other room every single time?

Because he knows you, you know.

Children sense things.

And he senses that you're so busy being

controlling and overbearing with Mandy,

you don't have time to bond

with your own nephew.

I think that's unfair and judgmental.

You know, once Mandy goes off to college,

you won't be needing stuff in bulk

like this anymore,

but you might just need a certain nephew

to help you fill the void.

There's not gonna be a void. Oh, no.

Perhaps you haven't really embraced

the concept of the plex.

You see, and let me explain this again...

God, you can't be serious

about this duplex thing.

I'm very serious. And look at this.

I got one for Mandy and myself.

We each have one.

So no matter where she goes,

no matter what she does,

no matter who she's doing it with,

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