Phoebe in Wonderland Page #4

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- Uh-huh.

There was thing mangy mutt

with her that got away.

He comes sniffin' around, give a holler,

and he's off to the pound.

Oh, yes, sir.

You can count on me, sir.

For anything.

Ta-ta.

All right, the show's over!

Back to your rooms!

And you... If the Board of Orphans

finds out about this,

they'll start nosin' around here

and I could lose my job.

But I thought

you hated your job.

Oh, no, I love my job.

It's kids I hate.

You wait here.

I'm gonna go cook up your punishment.

- And it's gonna be a doozy.

- Miss Hannigan, Miss Hannigan!

We saw a mouse!

A mouse!

- Do I look like the exterminator?

- There it is! Up there!

- No, it's there!

- I tell ya, it's there!

- [Stomps On Foot]

- [All Laughing]

[Screams]

Out of my sight!

All of ya! Scram!

Ow!

[Panting]

- Boo!

- [All Laughing]

[Groaning]

# Little girls, little girls

everywhere I turn #

# I can see them #

# Little girls

little girls #

# Night and day

I eat, sleep and #

# Breathe them #

# I'm an ordinary woman

with feelings #

# I like a man

to nibble on my ear #

# But I'll admit #

# No man has bit #

# So how come

I'm the Mother of the Year #

# Little cheeks

little teeth #

# Everything around me is #

# Little #

# If I wring little necks #

# Surely I would get

an acquittal #

# Some women are drippin'

with diamonds #

# Some women are drippin'

with pearls #

# Lucky me, lucky me #

# Look at what

I'm drippin' with #

# Little girls #

- Duffy, you cheated!

- Did not!

- Did too!

- Did not!

- Too! Too-o-o!

- Not! No-o-o-t!

Shut u-u-up!

# How I hate little shoes

little socks #

#And each little bloomer #

# I'd have cracked

years ago #

# If it weren't

for my sense of humor #

# Someday I'll step on

their freckles #

# Some night

I'll straighten their curls #

# Send the flood

send the flu #

#Anything that You can do

To #

# Little girls #

# Someday I'll land

in the nuthouse #

#With all the nuts

and the squirrels #

#There I'll stay

tucked away #

#Till the prohibition of #

# Little #

# Girls #

- [Door Slams]

- Okay, missy.

I don't want you

ever to do this again,

so you're gonna scrub

every inch of this dump... with this.

- Glad you're back?

- Yes, Miss Hannigan.

Liar! What's the one thing

I always taught you?

Never tell a lie.

- That's right.

- [Knocking]

Excuse me. I was told I'd find

a Miss Hannigan here.

- And who might you be?

- I'm Grace Farrow. The City

Board of Orphans said...

Look, it was all a mistake. Somehow,

Annie got in the laundry basket.

Well, one thing led to another,

and I had to call the cops.

Please don't fire me!

I think you must have me

confused with somebody else.

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