Phir Hera Pheri Page #5

There was a time when

even we were poor.

We became millionaires overnight.

- How?

Millionaires in 25 days.

Millionaires in 25 days?

Do I look like I'm a simpleton?

Do you have a counterfeit

money business?

Not a business... this...

'Shift, shift over there."

I have a scheme.

I have found the scheme of the rich.

Money doubled within 25 days.

Money doubled within 25 days?

Even I want to double my money.

This scheme is not for

any Tom Dick and Harry.

You need to have high

contacts for this.

'Hey, please go get tea, buddy."

"Brother, you... you have

recently made contacts."

"Hey, get my special tea for brother.

Brother... brother."

It's been so long since

I've known you.

"Brother, it's already passed

7 minutes, brother."

"Okay... fine, fine, I've

put a minimum of 70..."

Tea.

- Have you added sugar?

'Get sugar for, sir... go and get it."

'Brother, brother."

I'll need at least 70

lakh rupees for this.

70 lakhs!

If you speak so loudly you'll

tell everyone about the scheme.

But I don't have 70 lakh rupees.

Then I want 50 lakhs. There is

no scheme for less than that.

50 lakhs? And then my

work won't be done.

'Listen, listen to me."

Don't be so depressed.

There is another scheme in my

head which is of 30 lakhs.

30 lakhs? But I have only 20 lakhs.

"Do something, brother.

- Okay then, fine."

'Do a thing, where is the money?"

"It's just next door and

that too in cash, cash."

"Can you get it right now?

- Yes, I can get it now, brother."

"Do a thing, then, get the

money at my mansion."

"Yes, brother, you go to your

mansion; I'll get the..."

"...money and reach there.

- Okay, go, go."

I still need 50 lakh rupees more.

"Brother, what is the guarantee

for this? - What guarantee?"

'Yes, I will require some security."

"No, no brother, security.

- You go back."

"No, no. - Son, this scheme

is not meant for you."

"No, brother.

- You go back."

"You go back. No, brother. - This

scheme is not for you."

- Brother forgive me. - You go away.

"Hey, take the money and go get

some sweets for your kids."

'No, no, no."

There is a scheme of

10 rupees for you.

"No, no, I have full

confidence in you."

I'll go and get it right away.

Okay.

I'll reach your bungalow

right now. - Okay.

"You will come, won't you?

- Yes."

"Sure?

- I'll come, 100 percent. - "

Okay.

"Hey scoundrel, we are

working over here..."

...and you are just strolling

over there.

I'm arranging for 20 lakh rupees.

"Forget it, is that 20 lakh rupees

going to walk and come to you?"

Something like that.

"Why, does the 20 lakh

rupees not have..."

"That was a good joke. Laugh,

you jerk! Laugh at it!"

'Babu-bhaiya, a man is going to come."

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