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The men of the public relations command.
The men of the legal staff.
There's even one guy on the third floor
who was actually on a ship once.
Yeah.
But we haven't got any heroes.
See? So, I was thinking, Bobby.
I was thinking,
maybe I could introduce her to you.
- Me?
- Sure. It's very simple.
You tell her a few war stories
and take her out to dinner.
Come on, don't be ridiculous.
Bobby?
I don't like to do this to you.
that I am in command here.
Lieutenant Tracey, I order you to be a hero.
Why, I could never get away with it, Charlie.
- What would I say to her?
- Well...
- Come.
- Now, hey, Charlie.
- Lieutenant Nelson?
- Aye, aye.
I'm Nina Chapman from NBC.
Well, it's a pleasure, Miss Chapman.
I have somebody here I want you to meet.
Lieutenant Robert Tracey.
He's here on secret business for the admiral.
Lieutenant Tracey,
this is Miss Chapman from NBC.
- How do you do?
- A pleasure, Lieutenant.
I think he's just what you want, ma'am...
...a man who has ridden into the jaws of death
and out again.
Charlie, please.
Miss Chapman, the face may be young,
but the eyes, the eyes are old.
Okay, kids, you're on your own.
I have to be running along.
Excuse me. Charlie, now please, will you...
Just sit down, please.
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
Lieutenant?
- May I ask you a personal question?
- I guess so.
How long has it been
since you've seen a woman?
About 20 minutes.
Look, Miss Chapman, I'd better warn you.
Charlie:
Lieutenant Nelson there....has a rather vivid imagination,
and sometimes he tends to exaggerate.
Would it be too painful for you
to talk a little about...
What, this? Well, it's so ridiculous,
Ashamed? You should be proud!
Proud of what Stephen Crane called
your "red badge of courage. "
I got my finger caught
in an adding machine.
It's about time I got rid of this thing anyway.
You see, they have so few wounded
here at 90 Church Street...
...the doctors sometimes lose their heads.
I regret to inform you, Miss Chapman...
right here in this office, you see.
And right now, I'm helping the admiral
prepare his income tax return.
Well, look,
I'm just a lawyer on the admiral's staff.
I applied for sea duty three times
and I was turned down.
I just happen to be very good at contracts,
that's all.
I did manage:
Pardon me.I did manage to save the Navy $750,000
in the past three years.
which is, in its own way, a very
valuable contribution to the war effort.
$750,000?
Yes, it just doesn't happen
to seem very heroic, that's all.
I think that's very heroic. And remarkable.
- You do?
- Yes. Take me, for instance.
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