Peter And Vandy Page #5

be in touch. It went well, I

mean.

Good you got the feeling then

that it went well.

Yeah I just said it went well.

Yeah I know it's just you're not

giving me any specifics.

Well I don't know what to tell

you it was an interview. It

went well, I guess, you know.

They guy was like 60 years old

so it's not like we, you know

it's not like we had friends in

common or something it was an

interview.

Do you know if he liked you?

I don't know if he liked me.

It's not like he was looking for

a new best friend he was looking

for someone to do the job.

Someone who's competent, so,

that's what I was trying to be.

Trying to be?

Honestly I don't want to talk

about it anymore.

There's really nothing else to

say. It went fine. Okay?

Okay

You hungry? You want me to fix

you a snack?

Sure. I don't see much.

There isn't. I could make you a

PB and J. You want me to make

you one?

I guess so.

Okay.

Is that what you call a peanut

butter and jelly sandwich?

A PB and J?

Yup. Why?

Did the mail come?

Mmhmm yeah it was just junk.

And a travel and leisure

magazine.

Great.

Did they mention what the

vacation time was?

No.

What are you doing?

Don't start with me.

I'm just trying to figure out

what you're doing.

I'm trying to be nice.

Are you using two knives to make

a peanut putter and jelly

sandwich?

Yeah uh, I don't want to get the

peanut butter in the jelly jar.

Okay?

Well -

Don't start with me.

Okay.

What is the matter.

I mean you're going to get the

sandwich and it's going to taste

the same.

What's the problem Peter?

There is no problem Vandy.

Like it's my fault.

You know what the problem is.

The problem is that only a

f***ing moron would use two

knives to make a PB and J?

Who do you think - give me the

knife.

Peter -

I'm not going to kill you Vandy

just give me the knife.

Fine I'll use your other one.

Now watch.

First what you do is you spread

the PB, okay.

Now you see this excess PB on

the knife? You wipe it on the

other slice of bread. Okay?

See that peanut butter sh*t

stain?

That means the knife is now

clean and ready for the J, okay?

Fuckface! Maybe if you shut up

and stopped being such a f***ing

psychopath

you might learn something.

You are a f***ing a**hole!

Oh yeah it's always me being the

a**hole isn't it?

Why don't you try taking

responsibility for your own

stupid sh*t.

I don't like doing it that way!

The knife is never clean enough!

Okay, Fuckface! Why don't you go

f*** yourself.

This bread is soft. So it will

always make the knife clean!

Unless, you're a f***ing ape,

and don't know how to do

anything.

Don't take it out on me because

you choked in your interview.

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