Person to Person Page #3
Wendy:
I'm not hungry.Melanie:
We have beer.Okay.
Scott.
Melanie:
He has a beautiful penis.
- Impossible.
- Melanie:
Possible.Very possible.
So possible, it's actually true.
The very basic look
and shape of the penis
dictates that they are
all, fundamentally,
every single one of them,
by nature, ugly.
Okay, I happen to like them,
and I happen to like
Scott's the best.
I mean, it's like
big and straight
- and soft and excited.
- Ew, no, you like it
because you like Scott,
but I don't care
a unicorn horn.
It's not a good-looking penis
because a good-looking
penis does not exist.
Vaginas are the ugly ones.
Wendy:
I agree that they're ugly,
but penises are uglier,
due to their inability
to be anything
other than ambitious.
Structurally, they're built
as weapons of penetration.
They're swords,
they're battering rams.
- Penis.
- God!
Now I'm gonna have...
I'm gonna have major
dick nightmares.
- Thanks a lot.
- All right, fine.
Is that better?
Is that vagina better?
- No.
- God, they had so much hair
in the '60s and '70s.
I mean...
God, look.
That is so much hair!
There's nothing wrong with that.
Melanie:
No, definitely not.I mean, it's like a lot of hair.
That's actual jungles
up in there.
- Look at that.
- Can we like stop talking
about d*cks and Vaginas?
Yeah.
"Bird blows the blues."
Let me see what
kind of shape it's in.
Yeah, you're the only one
I'm calling.
If I say I won't sell it
to anybody else, Mickey...
Charlie Parker, of course.
I already told ya
I won't sell it to anybody else.
I'll pay you off.
All of it, I promise.
I got cash comin' for you today.
- Ray:
Hello?- Hey, ray.
- You off the couch yet?
- Yeah.
What are you doing?
Um...
Walking across the room.
Benny:
Take a showerand leave the house.
And don't forget
to clean the refrigerator.
Okay.
Okay. See you later.
- Woman:
Hey.- Hey, there.
Woman:
Hi.- Hey, I was thinking.
- Yo.
Let me take you out tonight.
- You available?
- Uh, yeah.
It's his dad's turn tonight.
I think I'm free.
All right,
we'll have some cheese.
- Mmm.
- Have some wine.
- Mmm.
- Some good food,
make a nice little spread.
Ooh. All right.
Make it real nice.
Okay. I'm all yours.
Oh, hey, this is Owen.
- Hi.
- This is Benny.
Hey.
Are you her boyfriend now?
I don't know, maybe.
Owen:
Do you love her?Benny:
I can't tell you that.You seem like the kind of kid
that would spread
that information.
Whoa.
Did she tell you that?
I mean, first, I wanted
to make it with somebody
who had been with Sinatra.
I mean, let's face it,
he's Sinatra.
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