Perfect Wedding Page #3

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As you sign on this certificate

with my witness,

you two will be a lawful couple.

I, Chiu Shan do take Jessica

to be my lawful wedded wife.

I Jessica do take Chiu Shan

to be my lawful wedded husband.

Ladies and gentleman... Lights down.

Lady Gaga!

Piano, go.

Amazing!

It's so wonderful.

Even Lady Gaga was willing to come

to perform in this wedding.

Amazing.

It's my pleasure to interview

this wedding planner...

Miss Yan.

It's the way I am,

I love to meet challenges.

Do you believe that marriage

is a lifetime promise?

Of course I do.

But I saw on your friend's blog,

that you actually would feel great

if you know someone has a divorce.

Right?

That's just a joke... don't believe that.

My friends like to crack jokes on me.

Really?

It doesn't seem to be a joke.

Your quote is:
Marriage is like bread baking...

When it's just done, it's fresh and yummy.

But when it bakes for too long, it'll be burnt.

Don't worry. We're just chitchatting.

For all the weddings that you've organized

Which one do you think is 'perfect'?

Would it be the one that...

you organized for yourself...

before getting into this business?

Oh sh*t!

And unfortunately,

the groom didn't show up at the end.

Do you think it's your problem

or the groom's?

Well, in fact...

I know it's really hard to explain.

Anyway...

although Miss Yan has failed on her marriage

She does have a very successful career.

It's really hard to have both.

So we should have deep sympathy for her.

What did you say? Thank you, Miss Yan.

Thanks for being interviewed.

Director.

You promised not to talk about personal stuff,

what the hell!

I'm sorry.

You look nice on camera.

Ask me! What?

What do I think about the host.

What do you think about the host?

F*** her... Hello!

Byebye! Byebye!

Nice to meet you. Byebye! Thanks.

See you next time, byebye!

Bye!

Ask again!

What?

Am I mad? Are you mad?

Are you nuts? Nonsense!

That's it. No, one more.

What is it then?

Who the hell passed her my secret?

Who the hell passed her your secret?

I also wanna know, if I know who did that...

If he's a man, I'd chop him up!

If she's a woman, I'd stuff her up with fat.

Then cut open her belly and pull it out...

And stuff her up, and pull it out... again!

Hey, where are you going?

Going home. No, you go drink with me!

I should have better answers just now.

I shouldn't have lost to that b*tch.

Ask again.

Well...

Your boyfriend didn't show up,

you think it's your problem or his?

In fact...

it's my problem.

I couldn't resist him.

I just couldn't.

I'd go wherever he asks me to go.

If he said, go east! You know what I'll do?

Guess you wouldn't go west.

Yeah, more obedient than a dog.

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